YOU EVEN RHYMED *applauds* very nice thank uuuu ❤
Lestat has given Louis artisanal rats occasionally, which were fed on fancy cheese and wine all their lives, ready to die at a ripe old age, lol.
I’m sorry i couldn’t resist bad headcanon is bad and i should feel bad
ooooh yummy! Is it your birthday, today too? If so, happy birthday, my cosmic twin ;D
^Here’s Louis biting into a differnt kind of snack bc vampires do not eat cake.
Merci beaucoup! This is how I would be spending it if I could choose, really, and either position works for me, so long as I don’t get dumped half-dead in the Mississippi river afterwards.
And thank you also, specifically, for following me for so long, you’ve been loyally putting up with this insanity for at least a year! ❤
Thank you, yisss almost is, gonna party like it’s 1791 HELL YEAH THE 90′s
You’re early! It is 4 hours away but Thank u! Well you are fortunate that you started following me recently, I think this thing, like meeee, needed a little time to age to perfection.
… rather like a fine wine. Raise a glass for me *u*
Merci you lovely person! This is perfectly timely bc birthday funtimes extend 24 hours before and after the actual birthdate, you know, legally-speaking.
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Joyeux anniversaire @i-want-my-iwtv! Please keep on being awesome ❤ J’te kiffe de love!
Merci beaucoup! I’m cry ;u;! Nothing says “birthday” like whirling a scythe around and threatening to set the birthday girl on fire, right Louis? hahaha!
no more ‘vampires who correct history books’
more vampires who don’t remember
more vampires saying ‘i don’t fucking know man, google it’
more vampires not remembering important historical figures
more vampires not recalling centuries worth of history
more vampires saying ‘ that was at least 300 years ago, how the FUCK could i remember that detail?’
more vampires whose brains work like human brainsMore vampires who 300 years later can’t remember what was the truth and what was the lie they told to get out of trouble.
More vampires who are like, “I don’t know, man, I spent most of that decade in an opium den.”
More vampires who weren’t paying attention because they didn’t think it would be important.
More vampires who don’t know because there was lot of conflicting gossip and they don’t want to point any fingers.
More vampires who are just bad at dates. “Back in 1620, or was it 1645, wait, what year is it now?”
More vampires who were on a totally different continent when it happened, so get off their back and stop asking them questions already.
YES to all of this but also consider: vampires who only remember the most trivial stuff.
“Oh yeah, the only thing I remember about the American Revolution was this nice candlemaker I met sometime, and she was wearing this really cute red shawl…”
“Uhhh I don’t remember much about the fall of Rome but there was this one fucking cobblestone right outside the coliseum…”
I-want-my-IWTV 