Part ½: Diplomacywink‘s hilarious VC riff on Hyperbole and a Half’s ‘This is Why I’ll Never be an Adult’ entry.
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La Bootycelli angel
Armand? The Botticelli angel?
More like Bootycelli angel


NO. Too cute. Sorry. WORD.

VC – Die with the sun by ya-ah
This lyrics come from “Kill your kind”- Lestat Musical [link]
This musical is destroying me! 😀
Ya-ah’s FB: [link]
This scene was so awful! Fanart of it is rare. So I shares w/ you.

Marius is a giant perv pass it on
marius-de-romanus added:
#…#the accuracy))
This is:
- the sweetest and most accurate Amadeo/Marius fanart.
- the sweetest and most accurate Perv!Marius fanart.
- 100% cute concentrate, please add water next time
- I can’t even.

I hate you Armand
translation:-My God, Armand! What have you done?!
-I threw him in the fire.
-And what will we tell Lestat?
-Take note, take note. We’re going to tell him it was suicide. And because he’s an idiot, he’ll believe it.
-You’re right. (although, I would translate it as ‘True’.)
We’re going to tell him it was suicide. And because he’s an idiot, he’ll believe it.
#Accurate

— Lestat—
❝Lestat, not a bad friend to have, and one for whom I would lay down my immortal life, one for whose love and companionship I have ofttimes begged, one whom I find maddening and fascinating and intolerably annoying, one without whom I cannot exist.❞
Perhaps the most notable of us all. Lestat de Lioncourt, once an actor in the French theater and former American rock superstar. He came to me a just orphaned fledgling in the late 1700's, clad in red velvet and rich silks and he strutted over the dank Parisian cemetery Les Innocents that I resided in, wherein I commanded my dying coven of satanic worshipers. He destroyed what I had there with his enlightenment, but he also saved me and brought me back into this world. But Lestat left Paris to see the world, and left me to come into command of the very theater he once played in, one which was recreated as a safe haven of Our Kind: Theatre Des Vampires. Our tale sours further almost a century later when he returned to me and told me of the deception of his two fledgings, Louis and Claudia. I offered a remedy for his pain, a fair trial, but perhaps wounded him more then. The last time I would see him before he slept beneath the earth would be briefly in America in the early 1900's until once again he would awake to raise hell as the one hit wonder of the 1980's and along with him bring the destruction of our very kind by the side of Akasha. Our time together did not stop after that apocalyptic event, whereas I often trailed after him until the defining moment he chose to go to a man called Memnoch, the Devil incarnate who showed him God and the Christ himself. It would be two years before I would see him again, rising out of a coma in a old chapel. I cannot say our paths have crossed in a more positive or more negative way, only that each meeting has been of great importance in our lives. He is perhaps the closest thing to a brother and lover I could ever dare to have, for I hate him and love him all the same and could not live in this modern world if he were not in it. Ultimately, I begrudingly say, he remains dear to me now even when I loathe his very presence. Lestat, my dark brother.
This is relevant
is it bad that??? i kinda want an au that’s like??? really toxic and i mean super toxic like one of them is a serial killer and a psychopath and the other person gets off on it for some reason and they do bad things like stab people then fuck in an alley way
faceofabotticelliangel’s tags tho:
#THIS MAKES ME THINK OF THAT RP I HAD WITH DANNYMOLLOY ON SKYPE WHERE ARMAND HELD A BIG BUSINESS PARTY ON THE NIGHT ISLAND AND HE INVITED BIG BAD GUYS LIKE MOBSTERS AND DRUG LORDS IN BETWEEN
#AND HE HAD DAN GO TALK AND MEET THEM ALL AND COME TELL HIM WHO WAS THE MOST SCANDALOUS
#BC HE KNOWS DAN LIKES INTERVIEWING PEOPLE STILL AND GOOD STORIES
#AND THEN ARMAND TOOK HIM OVER TO A GROUP OF MEN AND ONE OF THE GUYS THERE WAS A BIG HUMAN TRAFFICKER
#AND ARMAND POSED AS DANIELS BOYTOY AND THEY LURED HIM UP TO THEIR BUNGALOO
#AND ARMAND MADE DANIEL PRETEND TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH HIM WHILE SLOWLY WEEDING OUT INFORMATION
#AND THEN ARMAND CAME IN TO SHOW HIS ‘WORTH’ TO THE MAN AND KILLED HIM
#AND THE WHOLE THING WAS LIKE A RIDICULOUS FOREPLAY IN THE END
#AND DAN AND ARMAND GOT DOWN AND DIRTY NEXT TO THE DEAD BODY AND DAN DIDNT CARE BECAUSE ARMANDS BLOOD AND HE WAS A LITTLE BUZZED FROM THE BOURBON)







