liquorandptsdvarietyshow:

I have been making this exact face literally all day. 

I am now just waiting to be brought wine.

Try some of this vintage:

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paopaofh omg u r killing me how sweet!! i’m not worthy yes i am.

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If that’s a veiled criticism about me… I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.

[arrested development]

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remarried:

sketchbook pages…. the top is all vampire chronicles! lestat, louis and armand & chibi daniel lol

the armand sketch was finished digitally & from the scene in qotd in the jet. the way daniel describes armand was very visually striking: the “funeral” dark suit, gold watch, his hair clipped short and wearing a weary but young expression. 

second page is is some random-ass doodles and louis on the right.

third is a bunch of in-progress form/shape exercises but i fucked up the page and wrote a recipe on it next to a doodle of armand i had. so armand is telling you how to make a tasty blood mary. (don’t forget 3 oz of vodka!)

vampiredevelopment:

George Michael: She’s kind of my girlfriend.

Michael: Her?

Episode 2×03 “¡Amigos!”

My new pick-up line is “I will literally murder all men except you you will be my boyfriend.” Worked for Akasha. 

#Awkward gender politics in your vampire novel

#I can only describe what Lestat wears in this movie as the male version of Leia’s slave bikini

^THIS, ALL OF THIS

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♫Won’t U light my slay tonight?♫

for xlongedfordeath

vampiredevelopment:

Lucille: If you’re saying I play favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my children equally.

Cutaway: earlier that day…

Lucille: I don’t care for G.O.B.

Episode 1×01 “Pilot”

He also doesn’t care much for what’s-his-face (Antoine?). The guy who brings him babies to eat when he’s a wreck. I like that guy a lot because he’s sassy, and anyone who gives Lestat and Louis shit is a friend of mine. Probably why I like Armand so much.