Prince Lestat prediction #1,437

merciful-death: “Prediction: Lestat is guilty of this and after three hundred pages of him attempting modern slang, he’s finally crowned Pope Lestat.”

LOUIS: What the hell is this? (picks up vial from coffee table)
LESTAT: Oh, that. Just something I picked up somewhere.
LOUIS: (opens it, sniffs) Is that blood? A mortal’s blood?
LESTAT: FUCKING HELL, LOUIS, IT’S A HOLY RELIC, YOU’RE TAINTING IT!
LOUIS: I’m tainting it??! Oh no! Now I’m COMPLETELY damned… *rolls eyes*

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To be fair, Lestat is actually full of WIN

lestattheonetruepope:

captainciara:

what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction

what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it

Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.

… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).

#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥

I’ve seen Louis spelled like ‘Lois’ and it always, automatically makes me think of Lois Lane. That’s all Louis needs though, isn’t it? Another damn reporter, he’d love that.

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Yeah, same. Well apparently in Prince Lestat Louis will have his share of time on a radio show? Run by Armand?! 

… Lois de Pointe du Lac:

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feministlestat tagged: #vc #what the fuck that pic 

robin-goodfellow tagged: #THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

So we have 2 differing opinions on that pic. I APOLOGIZED OKAY?! I COULDN’T STOP MYSELF LOUIS I’M SORRY!

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WHAT NO DONT APOLOGIZE IT IS A WHAT THE FUCK PIC BUT ALSO BEAUTIFUL

EVERYTHING HAS BEAUTY IN THE VC FANDOM♥♥

Ok good *u*

Louis still wouldn’t approve but IDEC.

[fanart by Garama]

feministlestat:

feministlestat:

if i had one of those human sized cardboard pictures of lestat my life would improve by 100%

#lestat #vampire chronicles #seriously it would be HILARIOUS #i.would put it in the bathroom at night to scare the living shit out of my mom #or in the closet #not like lestat is still in the closet obviously #hes gay as fuck #i would probably put him one of those pink feather scarfs #just because i can #yes 

this is still relevant

maybe with a wig? and the feather scarf of course

Okay I resisted reblogging this for ONE day, I get points. Here’s the thing: I want one, too… *facepalm*

[this is part of an old memeything I did before I had better screencap ability]

madmenandmayhem:

why haven’t i seen this before btw louis looks like he’s put on too much lipstick

hahaha he really does! I think it’s a cut scene. Judging by what they’re both wearing, this would be Louis’ first kill on the night he’s ~*~Born to Darkness~*~

feministlestat:

i think it’s important to acknowledge a basic difference regarding the standars of beauty in the vampire chronicles

i have read lots of reviews criticizing the lack of “ugly people” and “differences of body types” in the novels, while i believe it’s partly true (im the first one to tell the basic misogynistic and racist undertone of the characters); i beg to differ when it comes to “being beautiful” at the eyes of a vampire 

it comes clear that humans are animals; sacks of blood that only work to keep it fresh, for a vampire. we are like little puppies, and little puppies are always beautiful. vampires don’t think everything is beautiful in a human way, they think we are beautiful in an objective, cold hearted, inherent way.

every human is beautiful at the eyes of a vampire in the same way a landscape is always beautiful to us.

EDIT: (i forgot to add something sorry)

the body, is the only reminder of their humanity, is what makes the seem human, therefore it will always be beautiful

#vc #the vampire chronicles #vampires #anne rice #im sorry i probably spam too much those tags #this is open for discussion #you are allowed to differ seriously i want to read opinion #i have always had an andy warhol fixation over beauty #seriously andy warhol #im sorry again #im sorry if this is badly written #but i hope you get the idea #im feminist lestat im here to make social judgement over queer vampires #yaaas #im sorry i had to add the thing cuz it acts as a conclusion #like combining the vampires beauty 

every human is beautiful at the eyes of a vampire in the same way a landscape is always beautiful to us.

*Nodding vigourously*

Don’t apologize for this. It’s accurate. Actually part of teen!me reading these books was very touched, like, my heart swelled, when I read those parts when the vampires do go into detail about how every mortal is beautiful because they are alive. It not only widened my view as to beauty in general (making me much less superficial towards other people), but also that, going through the awkward “ugly duckling” stage, I could feel beauty in my own metamorphosis. 

Lestat POV: “Beautiful, that’s what any human being is to us, if we stop to consider it, even the old and the diseased, the downtrodden that one doesn’t really “see” in the street. They are all like that, like flowers ever in the process of opening, butterflies ever unfolding out of the cocoon.”  – The Vampire Lestat [more here]

Louis POV: "I was watching the scene through the open door, enthralled with the colors of the counterpane and the positive riot of color in the old man’s face. His blue veins pulsed beneath his pink and grayish flesh. I found even the yellow of his teeth appealing to me; and I became almost hypnotized by the quivering of his lip.” – Interview with the Vampire [more here]

hallowedgroundstudio:

i-want-my-iwtv:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Anne Rice: please please please DO NOT crossover the VC w/ the Wolf Gift. If I had only one wish for this new book, it would be that one.

Inspired by and made for Laviniaspeaks, in the style of Allie Brosh’s amazing Hyperbole and a Half

what
she’s talking about doing it????

she kinda talked about new supernatural creatures(?????)

fuck

(i havent even read the wolf gift do you think i should??)

idk i haven’t even read all the books in the vampire chronicles i’m probably not gonna do it

Even if you’ve read all the VC, this new one is sort of an off-shoot, it happens after Queen of the Damned (#3) (maybe after Tale of the Body Thief (#4), too) but before Memnoch the Devil (#5)(i think). So you’d only have to read 1-3. 

She did threaten new supernatural creatures. It’s possible. Wurwulves are a very real danger. Brace yourself.

God dammit, I hope she doesn’t mess with a good thing like having Lestat get involved with the Mayfairs.  The old Lestat would never of put up with Mona’s shit.  The hell.

*SPOILER ALERT* *TRIGGER WARNING* *PLZ TO BE SITTING DOWN*

Lestat got intimately involved with Mona later on. It wasn’t pretty. 

vampchronfic:

neworleansladyjane:

Oak Alley!

Always reblog

So I was there just DAYS ago and shall be posting pics soon, this is actually the view from the “back alley,” and right here in front of the shrubs was where Pointe du Lac kept the chickens, apparently. 

You can just make out the silhouette of the alarm bell on the left of the porch, in this screencap, which probably would’ve been sounded at all this fire activity.

High res

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Anne Rice: please please please DO NOT crossover the VC w/ the Wolf Gift. If I had only one wish for this new book, it would be that one.

Inspired by and made for Laviniaspeaks, in the style of Allie Brosh’s amazing Hyperbole and a Half

what
she’s talking about doing it????

she kinda talked about new supernatural creatures(?????)

fuck

(i havent even read the wolf gift do you think i should??)

idk i haven’t even read all the books in the vampire chronicles i’m probably not gonna do it

Even if you’ve read all the VC, this new one is sort of an off-shoot, it happens after Queen of the Damned (#3) (maybe after Tale of the Body Thief (#4), too) but before Memnoch the Devil (#5)(i think). So you’d only have to read 1-3. 

She did threaten new supernatural creatures. It’s possible. Wurwulves are a very real danger. Brace yourself.