That was a wild ride from start to finish, Anon, lol.
Armand would HAAAATE being compared to some fast food restaurant picture…
Person: Hey Armsy Person: ARMSY Armand: Yes what P: That poster looks like you! A: *looks* A: No it doesn’t P: Yes, it does! The hair is even parted the same! A: That’s a girl. A girl child. P: But you look like her, don’t you?
*pause* A: No, I do NOT. P: I’m just saying, smile like that… A: *storms out*
… Armand dumps fireants on a random person bc reasons.
*Phone Rings*
Gabrielle: Hello?
Lestat: It’s Lestat.
Gabrielle: What has he done this time?
Lestat: No, literally. It’s me calling.
Gabrielle: What have you done this time?