Book 1- Modern Family with vampires
Book 2- Largely bisexual
Book 3- Radical feminism
Book 4- Body swap episode
Book 5- God is an asshole but so is satan
Book 6- Very uncomfortable to read in public
Book 7- A female character appears
Book 8- Vikings, Romans and polyamory
Book 9-The literary equivalent of sleeping pills
Book 10- What
Tag Archives: VC
I believe that quote is from MtD. Which is hilarious because it’s one of my absolute favorite quotes but I really hated that book. (I hated it less upon a later reread, but then I’d read the LATER books, and it was kind of awesome by comparison.)
Thank you, much appreciated, post updated. I totally agree with you, that book started out alright, found the quote about 1/3 into MtD (ch.10). It just got crackier and crackier. I had to skim it the first time, it was so bizarre.
Yes, in retrospect, MtD was definitely kind of awesome by comparison to the EVEN CRACKIER BOOKS (Blood Canticle, more like WTF Canticle.)
He said it all
What TH said about the couple in OLLA is so applicable to all of the VC ships. Definitely THIS ONE.
How many ships have the stamina for immortality? to borrow from Armand.
Just predicting that Only Lovers Left Alive is going to be a hot topic of comparison in the VC fandom.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Lestat: AKASHA
Armand: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Lestat: I don’t know…
I love this for reasons. FOR REASONS.
Painting Lessons – 01
In which you read it from right to left because I was a derp and I’m sorry.
And Armand is jealous.
Vampire Chronicles
Interview With A Vampire
Louis: I’ve fucked shit up. I’ve fucked shit up so fucking badly. Oh, my God.
Lestat: It’s really fun to fuck shit up, isn’t it?
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The Vampire Lestat
Lestat: Louis, you fucking got shit wrong.
Lestat: Now, let me tell you how I began to fuck shit up.
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The Queen of the Damned
Lestat: Wow. Everyone has fucked up shit.
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The Tale of the Body Thief
Louis: ESPECIALLY YOU, LESTAT.
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Memnoch the Devil
The Devil: Hey, I’ve fucked shit up, too.
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The Vampire Armand
Armand: You’ve all fucked up shit. /facepalm/
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Blood and Gold
Marius: I don’t fuck shit up, everyone else does.
i’m laughing my ass off at how accurate this is!
❄
Send me ❄ for drunk texts.
[text] ARMAND I AM CURIPOUS WHY I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD WOMEN BE CALLED YARD TOOLS
[text] I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET MY PHONE OFF OF CAPSLOCK
[text] AH THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER I APOLOGIZE
[text] Louis, I can hear your mind channeling wildly. I have received no text messages from you in the past hour.
[text] WHY ARE WOMEN BEING REFERRED TO AS YARD TOOLS AND HOW DO I GET MY PHONE TO STOP THIS
[text] There’s is a button on your keyboard that looks like an arrow, click that until your text is no longer so large.
[text] Lol I will ask Daniel what a yard tool is.
[text] LESTAT CALLED YOU THAT AS WELL
[text] ARE YOU A TOOL
[text] I MEAN YARD TOOL AH MERDE
[text] THE ARROW WON’T CLICK
[text] Daniel told me
[text] No. No I am not, Louis.
[text] IS IT A GAY SAYING ABOUT PEOPLE?
[text] I MEAN GAY
[text] WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THAT
“If goodness does exist,” he said, “then I’m the opposite of it. I’m evil and I revel in it. I thumb my nose at goodness. And if you must know, I don’t play the violin for the idiots who come to Renaud’s to make them happy. I play it for me, for Nicolas.” – Nicolas de l’Enfent, The Vampire Lestat (p.1, ch.7)
Trent Reznor from the 90’s as Nicolas de l’Enfent. Intense and (somewhat mad?) musical genius… I bet he can play violin, too. Siiigh.
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