It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Your boss knows what’s up.
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OOC; Poor Claudia and her long
-asshyphenated name:Claudia de Lioncourt – de Pointe du Lac
Y’know I often wondered about that… I would think she went by Claudia de Pointe du Lac, to fit their story that she was in fact Louis’ daughter, that her mother (RIP) had been Lestat’s sister. Hence why she resembled Lestat more than Louis.
In her soul she probably used both names, until she started hating Lestat’s guts, of course.
*~Happy 249th birthday to Louis de Pointe du Lac!!~*
10/4/1766
Please enjoy #porn for Louis for the occasion. Pssst don’t let him light anything himself… it tends to get out of control…
[fanart by @garama]
The “MY kid just shot a bottle rocket into your window” AU would be gold for Louis, Claudia and Lestat. Who would be the totally used to this happening parent and who would be grumpy as they just got hit by a bottle rocket?
Agreed. AU gold. I imagine a scenario w/ Lestat
pulling his daughter Claudia there by the wrist to go knock on his neighbor(Louis)’s door…
Louis: (opens the door)
Lestat: Hello neighbor!
Louis: (holding a bag of frozen peas against his bruised face) Yes?
Lestat: (sticking out his hand to shake Louis’) I’m your new neighbor, Lestat-
Louis: I know who you are.
Lestat: Yes well, my daughter, Claudia, has something to say to you.
Louis: (looks at Claudia)
Claudia: (looks at Lestat)
Lestat: Yes, she does. *glares at Claudia*
Claudia: *glares back, then looks at Louis sweetly* I’m sorry you were in your yard and got in the way of my bottle rocket.
Louis: …
Lestat: *facepalm* Darling that’s not how we rehearsed it. Try again.
Claudia: *through gritted teeth* I’m sorry your face was in the way of my bottle rocket, Monsieur Louis.
Lestat: Mon dieu… Louis, she’s sorry she hit you.
Louis: It’s alright. I was once that age.
Lestat: Good, good, well, that’s all cleared up now,… you know, I know some better techniques than just iced vegetables to reduce the swelling…
Louis: Oh really? Like what?
Lestat: Well I’ll have to come over and show you it’s hard to explain-
Claudia: DAAAAD I wanna GO NOW.
Lestat: Shhhh! Claudia! Daddy’s negotiating!
Claudia: Can we go shoot off another bottle rocket?
Lestat: Yes we can, darling. Louis, I’ll call up a sitter so I can stop by later tonight, I feel responsible-
Claudia: (pulling Lestat away) And this time I’ll aim for his FOUNTAIN.
Louis and Lestat: *sigh*
(PSSSSST FANART REQUEST)
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@i-want-my-iwtv I keep forgetting that Lestat is half Italian as well as being half French and just…how much more of a stereotypical fop could he be? XP
every time I see this I want to say “hey Italians aren’t THAT vain” but then I think about all the men in my family and I’m like “yeah, yeah that’s totally true”
IKR? I keep forgetting he’s half-Italian too! Pretty much the best of both worlds with the ~fopness.~ Lestat/Mirrors is our REAL fandom OTP.
[fanart by @garama]
Rebagel, Master? I’m dying, y’all are so cool I can’t!
(Rebagel = to bagel again that which has already been bageled)
The shit this guy put me thru… [X]
Poor David putting up with so so many brats. It is as though no one takes you seriously and sees it perfectly fine to antagonise you! Just go ahead …spank one of them. Don’t be talk and no action. Do you think then you’d get some respect?
Dear Anon – I don’t think you quite understand how this lot operates.
If I were to go ahead and spank one of them, I wouldn’t get respect so much as I’d likely get a line of them out the door waiting for a turn. Quite the group of masochists in this nighttime world of immortality. Never considered that when I was writing reports on them for the Talamasca.
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