#FANFIC RAQUAST from obsessional-ram! tbh I think its pretty funny as-is but hey just throwing it out there
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kissingandsnugglingdeadthings:
…. I would still eat my own goddamn hat to see Martin Rolinski as Lestat.
^DITTO. I would eat several hats. Top hats even.
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- Wow very perceptive, much impressed.
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- who put me there? WHO PUT ME THERE?!
Lestat, you look like hell!
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Just vampiry things : being a bitch when it’s necessary… or unnecessary.
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- Louis’ fangs are SO filthy, he’s eaten like 16 rats on the way to this sewer
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- well u is about to be told anyways so get out your notebook
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- It’s a catchy tune, try it yourself
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- for no creatures under god are as we are, none so like him *as ourselfs*
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- thats only going to encourage more singing jfc Louis have u learned nothing?
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- [what is this “no” word? i am going to ignore it.]
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- worse than the Macarena.
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- he’s not sorry.
Hey there, Mr. Filthy Fangs. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?♫Just keep killing. Just keep killing. Just keep killing, killing, killing. What do we do? We kill, kill.♫
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
GTA Vice City : San Francisco Edition – A slight recut of the final scene
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, HOW THE HELL DOES LESTAT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE??? DID HE HAVE TO GO TO DRIVERS’ ED? DID HE MAKE LOUIS TEACH HIM? HOW DID LOUIS LEARN? CAN ANY OF THEM DRIVE? DAVID, GABRIELLE AND LESTAT ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT DO IN THE BOOK, OH MY GOSH I NEED TO KNOW.
Well somewhere in the series – I think TVL? – Lestat says that vampiring makes learning things much faster, he learned to read and write just by watching the transcriber do it for him long enough. Same with technology and modern inventions.
In movie!IWTV, he was watching Daniel from the backseat for at least a mile or two before they got on the bridge.
I-want-my-IWTV 