the-oscar-of-leonardo-dicaprio:
Literature Meme:6/7 Characters
- Claudia from Anne Rice’s “The Vampire Chronicles”
“I love you still, that’s the torment of it. Lestat I never loved. But you! The measure of my hatred is that love. They are the same! Do you know now how much I hate you!”
also, omg that username! the-oscar-of-leonardo-dicaprio!
Interview With A Vampire
Louis: I’ve fucked shit up. I’ve fucked shit up so fucking badly. Oh, my God.
Lestat: It’s really fun to fuck shit up, isn’t it?
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The Vampire Lestat
Lestat: Louis, you fucking got shit wrong.
Lestat: Now, let me tell you how I began to fuck shit up.
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The Queen of the Damned
Lestat: Wow. Everyone has fucked up shit.
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The Tale of the Body Thief
Louis: ESPECIALLY YOU, LESTAT.
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Memnoch the Devil
The Devil: Hey, I’ve fucked shit up, too.
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The Vampire Armand
Armand: You’ve all fucked up shit. /facepalm/
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Blood and Gold
Marius: I don’t fuck shit up, everyone else does.
i’m laughing my ass off at how accurate this is!
Send me ❄ for drunk texts.
[text] ARMAND I AM CURIPOUS WHY I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD WOMEN BE CALLED YARD TOOLS
[text] I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET MY PHONE OFF OF CAPSLOCK
[text] AH THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER I APOLOGIZE
[text] Louis, I can hear your mind channeling wildly. I have received no text messages from you in the past hour.
[text] WHY ARE WOMEN BEING REFERRED TO AS YARD TOOLS AND HOW DO I GET MY PHONE TO STOP THIS
[text] There’s is a button on your keyboard that looks like an arrow, click that until your text is no longer so large.
[text] Lol I will ask Daniel what a yard tool is.
[text] LESTAT CALLED YOU THAT AS WELL
[text] ARE YOU A TOOL
[text] I MEAN YARD TOOL AH MERDE
[text] THE ARROW WON’T CLICK
[text] Daniel told me
[text] No. No I am not, Louis.
[text] IS IT A GAY SAYING ABOUT PEOPLE?
[text] I MEAN GAY
[text] WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THAT
Congrats to cloudsinvenice! *tears up, salutes*
Even though Lestat saluting anyone would probably be out of character… or maybe only for sarcastic emphasis… “Oh Armand, all hail the COVEN MASTER, ooooh, such authority, much impress.” lol.
“ ‘Clever,’ I said to him shortly and desperately, and, of course, he echoed that word as fast as I said it. And maddened as I was more by that than anything else, I found myself yielding to a slow smile, defying the sweat which had broken from every pore and the violent tremor in my legs. He also smiled, but his eyes had a ferocity that was animal, unlike my own, and the smile was sinister in its sheer mechanical quality.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire
Burning Paper Becomes Beautiful
#Porn for Louis #im actually very selective with this pyro tag #seriously go check my blog i only choose the best for Louis #im sure hes capable of finding his own porn #just being helpful #and taking a jab at #Louis de Pointe du Lac
