fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles:

redversaillesrose:

Let’s be real here. The only reason Lestat is going to Atlantis is because Louis can’t set him on fire there.

HOLY SHIT

I’m reading the Queen of the Damned and all of a sudden Lestat woke up with a boner. The only combination of letters to represent my feelings right now would be: asdfghjkl

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But the important question is, why did Louis memorize this passage?

Idk there’s some discussion whether “poised” meant “boner” and I never interpreted that way, bc how awkward would it be for them to all be walking around w/ tents pitched in their pants? I THINK IT WOULDA BEEN MENTIONED BEFORE. Like in IWTV when Lestat first appears to Louis. Pretty sure Louis would have run screaming. 

I think “poised” meant “waiting in normal default resting position,” which sounds alot less poetic, and I think his point in mentioning it was bc he woke up alot whiter, and it was bizarre to see that change all over his body. Plus all these women were coming into the room and they were barely able to keep from pouncing on his joysitck, bc, y’know, LESTAT.

shit-i-bit-the-main-artery:

You can kill me now.

“It was an ambush, and I could never make
the forest in time. And the pack was eIGHT (8!!) wolves, NOT “five” (5) as the
villagers had told me.”

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fuck-yeah-vampire-chronicles:

@i-want-my-iwtv , @kotilae
You two a very rad okay omfg
And i just had to use the zoobe app for this

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Dude I am super touched, look @kotilae, this lovely fanged little trash kitten made us a video!