I am blown away.
They made me look like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
“What would Christ need have done to make me follow him like Matthew or Peter? Dress well, to begin with. And have a luxurious head of pampered yellow hair.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire
everlastingporcelain hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “do you think that, after so many books by the Coven of the Articulate,…”
yepviaticumforthemarquise replied to your post: do you think that, after so many books by the Coven of the Articulate, some Talamasca Members started shipping the vampires?
//100% yes. This is the beginning of half of their trouble. Just think, if you could meet your OTP, what might happen?
Just imagine 30 pages of elaborate essays on why one pairing is more canon than another with hundreds of references throughout the different books
//OMG No stop, that’s hilarious. Because I’m pretty sure you are correct. They probably have whole sections of the vampire division dedicated to all of this. Long charts of who has fucked who over the centuries…
SPOILER: all lines just lead to Lestat.
SPOILER: all lines just lead to Lestat.
^True facts.
And how psyched was David to get added to that tracking document?! He would never admit to it but you know, deep down, he fangirled over himself/Lestat. At some point. Probably.
- Lestat
- Akasha
- Marius
- Louis
- Armand
- Anne Rice
This is so perfect…omg
reading “The Vampire Armand” made me feel like God just pointed at Baby-
armandAlexei and said “And fuck you in particular”
-sighs-
This is a falsehood.
When he was very young, his brothers (not known for their kindness), told him this story. They made it quite clear to him that his parents, having no love left for him after six children, took the laziest route possible in naming him.
This is, of course, an utter lie. I’ve already told the story here of Lestat’s naming—and I’ve also explained this to him many times (he tends to accept this story as a part of his own mythology, unfortunately).
He does, from time to time, need reminding that his name, just like my love for him, was not accidental in nature. He is, and ever will be, my Lestat. Thus I named him, and thus I keep him.
And his brothers are dead. So there’s that.
(he tends to accept this story as a part of his own mythology, unfortunately).He picks and chooses his own mythology, for SURE.
Lestat is not amused, Louis!
Twilight is definitely not literature! XD
Thank you Parle Productions for giving us this meme – it was too perfect to resist~
Taken from the opening of: Interview With The Vampire – The Vampire Crackicles!
One pitiful Lestat meme coming up. I could just feel regret and just funny feelings coming off of this picture.
#So accurate it hurts
Murder husbands [X]
#I LOVE HOW LESTAT’S POSING PROPERLY
#LIKE HE’S EVEN TRYING TO GET THE MOST FLATTERING ANGLE FOR HIS FACE
#AND LOUIS’ JUST THERE WITH THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE LIKE ‘I WANT TO DIE’
#LESTAT X LOUIS
RED is the color of blood, and I will seek it
I have sought it in the grass.
It is the color of steep sun seen through eyelids.
It is hidden under the suave flesh of women—
Flows there, quietly flows.
I-want-my-IWTV 