vampire-chronicles-rp:

I came up with an idea as what Armand would have other people saved as in his phone and I just…
Paris Hilton-Lestat
Gandalf-David
Edgar Allen emo-Louis
Rupaul- Marius
Stewart little-Daniel
Crazy ass fucking barbie bitch-Claudia
Constant menopause-Gabrielle
You were probably in rehab by the age of 3-benji
Yes I appreciate your piano skills but If you play while I’m asleep I’ll glue the keys together-Sybelle
Lestat’s lunchbox-Dora
Dynamo-bianca(disappearing act huehehehe)
Gotta catch em all (all your body parts)-Santiago
Cook in the name of the bitch- merrick

^THis is too much! XD

Hi, I only started reading the VC last year so I am really new to the fandom. So far I have only read the first two books and a lot of people seem to not like many of the sequels. Could you suggest which one of the other books I should/should not read?

Welcome to our stable of unstable vampires! 😀

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That’s true, some people don’t consider the books past #4 (Tale of the Body Thief) or #5 (Memnoch the Devil) to be canon.

Definitely read these:
– Queen of the Damned (but the movie is terrible and only loosely simialr to the book, don’t traumatize yourself with that!)
– Tale of the Body Thief – Lestat takes Doing the Thing to an extreme.
– the Vampire Armand – bc of reasons. 
– Memnoch the Devil – this one presents some really interesting stuff on religion, it’s almost like fanfic of the Bible; I’m not a religious person and I still got alot out of it. Plus it has alot of Feels. 
They do get exponentially more insane starting with #5 (someone coined the phrase “the Vampire Crackicles” for those) but that doesn’t mean they’re not worth a try. It’s still intriguing to know what happens/happened to the characters. I think you should keep going in order and see what you think!

Tale of the Body Thief: A Summary

misanthrxpic:

Subtitle (compliments of merciful-death): lestat acts a fool and fucks everything up part 9001 – the novel

Summary:

Lestat: I’m going to do the thing.
Louis and David: That is a terrible idea. Please don’t do the thing.
Lestat: Gonna do the thing, anyway!
Louis and David: You fucking imp.
Lestat: *does the thing* *chaos ensues* HELP ME.
Louis: You’re on your own this time. -_-
David: What did I tell you?! *helps him anyway*
Lestat: IloveyouDavid. ❤
*a little later*
David: *Enjoying being young again*
Lestat: *turns* YAY, NOW WE CAN BE BFFS ❤

#That’s exactly what happens consider yourselves all spoiled. 

hyperbeeb:

damara-megid0:

imagine lestat doesnt wake up in the 80s

he sleeps another 20 ish years and wakes up in the 2000s 

imagine lestat joining an emo band 

imagine shirts for his band selling at hot topic

This is pretty much what happened in the movie version of Queen of the Dammed

#Always reblog VC synopsis

To be fair, Lestat is actually full of WIN

lestattheonetruepope:

i-want-my-iwtv:

lestattheonetruepope:

captainciara:

what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction

what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it

Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.

… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).

#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥

In essence, you’re going to hate what I do and it might hurt/destroy a bit (a lot – borderline end of the world), but you’re going to be happy about it.

#I have a tumblrcrush on this Lestat RPer #Yes #This person is perf