tbh I’m really just here for the fact that Vampire Chronicles makes no distinction between food and sex
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I am SUCH a sucker for the ‘grisly, damaged adult man who has to suddenly care for and protect an abandoned child and it’s NOT creepy’ trope. like give me more reluctant makeshift dads pleaze
VC Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Lestat: I’m really sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m really mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Lestat (to Louis): This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.
Lestat(about Gabrielle): Gabrielle is my best friend in the world, and I give her a million kisses a day. She does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long.
Gabrielle: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Louis: I was raised Catholic. I’m not sure if you can tell that from the EVERYTHING about me.
Daniel: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Armand: *pointing to chest* I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Marius: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
David: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Nicolas: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of that exhaustion.
Claudia: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Santino: We go into the church and I was like “I got this under control.” And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.
Khayman: Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!
I don’t think that the ‘vampires having balls/testicles’ applies to VC. Like, I can think of like, seven character whom /actually/ have balls and they’re all women.
Ha! You have a point. There are some very awesomely ballsy VC women.

[re: Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from?]
Lestat in Prince Lestat
neurotypical: u can Control Your Thoughts so make them good
me: theres a tiny man screaming in the back of my brain and i only think about Blood
Video: Owl Gives Zero F**ks
The Legend of the Twins part I
❝ Sometimes people try to d e s t r o y you, precisely because they recognize your power – not because they don’t see it, but because they see it and don’t want it to exist. ❞
Bell Hooks

