me: [doesnt get attention for fifteen seconds]
me: [drapes self over the lounge] it is fine. i am Okay. i suppose it is simply my destiny to die alone. Abandoned. Without a soul in the world to care for me. [delicately wipes a glistening tear from my eye] i’m not bothered. i Understand why you all Hate Me and wish me dead. after all, maybe it is all for the best……. [i stare forlornly into the middle distance, allowing my limbs to go slack as i lie back and wait to wither away, ignored forever]

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vampchronfic:

FOREPLAY

#BASICALLY

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN “MAGNOLIA”? TOM CRUISE PLAYS THIS TOTAL DUDE-BRO SCUM BAG SELLING LESSONS ON HOW TO HOOK UP WITH WOMEN.

i frACKIN’ LOVE “MAGNOLIA.” 

I own a copy, on DVD, the old-fashioned way, so I can lend it to ppl ❤

Is this not Lestat?: “I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!”

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^Actual Footage of dude-bro scumbag (well he seemed like a scumbag, only later do we find out that he’s not 100% scumbag) Lestat selling lessons to Louis on how to hook up with kill women evildoers.

[frankthemack pssst you are being summoned…]

Hey do you think Louis has an obsession with boobs or does he just blatantly like them? Silly question I know but in some books he likes to describe them and look at them. I think he does a lot of that in Merrick.

Louis blatantly likes bewbs. That’s practically canon. Look he has his hand on her cleavage here – altho it is pretty far above the boobs – but that is no accident!

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Obsessed with? Idk if I’d use that word. But yes, he does describe bewbs often (although in Merrick, it’s David telling that story, and it seems that HE is the one obsessed with her bewbs in particular).

Madeleine knew she had phenomenal boobs and wielded their seductive power like a pro:

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Louis was partially under Armand’s spell here, but Madeleine totally used her bazongas to completely bewitch Louis into giving her what she wanted (IWTV):


“’ `If you were a mortal man; man and monster!’ she said angrily. `If I could
only show you my power…’ and she smiled malignantly, defiantly at me `… I could make you want me, desire me! But you’re unnatural!”

Ooooh burn! She basically just called him NOT A MAN. That her powers only worked on men with working man parts. Claudia might have told her about that.

“’… What can I give you! What can I do to make you give me what you have!’ Her hand hovered over her breasts, seeming to caress them like a man’s hand.”

^I think they teach strippers to do that to excite their audience.

“It was strange, that moment; strange because I could never have predicted the feeling her words incited in me, the way that I saw her now with that small enticing waist, saw the round, plump curve of her breasts and those delicate, pouting lips. She never dreamed what the mortal man in me was, how tormented I was by the blood I’d only just drunk. Desire her I did, more than she knew;….”

hi, long time fan just wanted to say you’re my favorite person and I love this blog. also I think Lestat is my favorite flawed vampire.

Aw thank u so much u sweet sleepy party person! I am grateful for long-term followers who have stuck with this madness for any length of time (and also the (metaphorical) fresh blood of new ones) ❤ I AM UR FAVORITE PERSON?! Go on… tell me more about meeee…. j/k… or am I really just kidding hehehe…

Lestat is MY fave flawed vampire as well, obviously… and Pssssst: Lestat is also his OWN favorite flawed vampire shhhhhh top secret that everyone knows….

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

A perfect ringtone for annoying text messages.

Here it is.

#useful #shut up louis
#its exra funny bc really Louis hardly gets to have an opinion #those few times when he does #lestat doesnt care for your bullshit    #BASICALLY #poor louis  #in truth he could be devastatingly mean to
lestat #but he withholds it bc he
knows lestat cant actually take it