I think I had a dream about raglan james in lestat’s body! he was a total creep and had a foot fetish and was bitey mc biters

^Draw this please. How do you know it was RJ, Lestat is Bitey McBiters, and doesn’t Lestat have a foot fetish already of sorts? at least a sort of anxiety about his own smol feetsies

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Petition to baptize Louis and Paul’s sister Burnandette bc you are really Master Fabuloso

Awwww! What a sweet thing to suggest! thank u ❤

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Burnadette is a slight variation of Bernadette, French name meaning “Brave as a bear.” I changed it to get the fire reference ;] So Louis’ sister would have spelled it the normal way.

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… I won’t deny it looks good. “Bernadette, Louis, and Paul” sound like they could be siblings 😀 BTW, that’s the Jane Austen font from DaFont.

But I wouldn’t want anyone to feel left out in the sense that I’m *special* or anything, I’m glad that some names were left out of canon, so anyone can project their own names onto those characters.

  • Lindsay Denise de Pointe du Lac!
  • Allison Catherine de Pointe du Lac!
  • Marie-Elizabeth Annabelle-Louise de Pointe du Lac!
  • etc.!

I can’t remember which fic it was but I’ve seen some fanon options for her name. I’ll reblog this post with that info if I remember them. @vampchronfic would have a suggestion.


[BTW: It’s “Mater Fabuloso,” a name someone suggested for me ages ago on here, and it’s bc “Mater” means “Mother” in Latin. We used to refer to AR as “Mater Gloriousa,” “Our Glorious Mother.” So it’s related to that.]

The name is also featured in this song, which is very upbeat but if you listen to the lyrics closely the singer is basically a guy who has to have ALL OF this poor lady bc apparently she’s already so much a part of him that he needs her more than just out of love, and smacks down the competition as unworthy. It’s pretty obsessive.

I liked it when I was a kid, so it has a nostalgic feel for me, and at that time, I just thought it was a guy who couldn’t help but express himself as to how madly in love he was. Obsession and madly in love, unhealthy relationships… very VC.

Gifts will be posting today!

vcsecretgifts:

This is it!  Your Secret Santas will be revealed!

We’ve had a few people notify us that their gifts will be sent late.  If you’re running behind, please let us know.  It just better helps us work out if we should have someone else fill in for you.  This time of year is stressful and busy for everyone, so we definitely understand.  And it’s no big deal if you’re a few days late, though if you can have your gifts to us sometime today, that would be super.

This exchange has been stellar.  The mods have brainstormed a few ways to make future exchanges even better.  These events are a constant learning experience for us, especially as participation grows.  As we did last year, I’m thinking we will do a Secret Valentine in February, as our mini-exchange following this one.

I would like to give a big shout out to @i-want-my-iwtv, who has been such a phenomenal moderator for this event.  I (merciful-death) have had a lot more on my plate this year than I did last year, so her help has been so much appreciated.  There’s a lot that goes on to make these exchanges a success, and I could not have done it without her.

I hope that everyone who celebrates it has a Merry Christmas, that y’all who celebrates other holidays have had a great holiday season, and that the New Year will be awesome for everyone.  The VC fandom is full of many wonderfully gifted and kind people.

Thanks,
merciful-death

^All this, seconded, underlined, bolded. We are fortunate to have such a pool of talent in our fandom. I am impressed with ALL of the gifts.

;A; Thank u for the kind words, @merciful-death, I was honored to be part of it *hugs tightly* of course you know this means you’re stuck with me for the next one, if you’ll have me.

Hey, here’s something that might just amused you. So there’s this website and (not sure if you have heard of it) it’s called morph thing and you can take two pictures of anyone and morph it together to see what they would look like as one person. You can also morph their faces together to see what their child would look like. You can even morph any gender with another. Give it a try and I hope you enjoy morphing the VC vampires together.

Actually, I had heard of morphthing before but okay here we go, I’m sure you knew I’d do this pairing:

thank goodness we don’t do mpreg in this fandom bc really, there are limits.

^People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2K40? IDK, the features are fighting w/ eachother more than morphing amicably, this is like a lion and a tiger making a liger…

3-dprintedbong:

theverge:

This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort    

Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.

SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE SHAME RECTANGLE

#coffin #its a coffin

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catmilks:

Deacon batting at the computer screen trying to catch the mouse cursor when Stu was demonstrating a computer made me realise that the vampires are basically cats. Enemies to dogs/werewolves, stringent but confusing standards of hygiene and grooming, primarily nocturnal, thrive off human blood, etc – would chasing a laser pointer be that unlikely?

Look, there’s only so much you can really do for fun when the power goes out and the weather outside sucks and Deacon’s an easy target ok

smallshuu:

Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok. 

I was going to listen to the IWTV soundtrack while in the shower, and had it playing on my computer which was on the counter, and as I began to undress I just saw that one piercing eye staring at me and was just like “nope, you’re not going to watch me shower,” and I quickly turned the computer around.

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#so inappropriate Lestat #very bad boy #*smacks with rolled-up magazine* #NO #that is NOT how we treat our friends #lestat

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#sprays with holy water [fanart by @mortcharmant]