Lestat: I’m really sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m really mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Lestat (to Louis): This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.
Lestat(about Gabrielle): Gabrielle is my best friend in the world, and I give her a million kisses a day. She does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long.
Gabrielle: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Louis: I was raised Catholic. I’m not sure if you can tell that from the EVERYTHING about me.
Daniel: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Armand: *pointing to chest* I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Marius: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
David: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Nicolas: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of that exhaustion.
Claudia: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Santino: We go into the church and I was like “I got this under control.” And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.
Khayman: Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!
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Me: Looking at Paul Delaroche’s paintings
Me: …
Me: *Sees Renaissance booty*
Me: If this is not Amadeo I swear to god
Louis: I wanna try something new… Like Roleplay.
Armand: Alright, what kind of Roleplay?
Louis: Let me top and call you Lestat and talk dirty to you.
Armand: but you said you’d be Lestat last time…
Touché.
Lestat: Oh, don’t worry about me. My dreams were shattered a long time ago.
Claudia: How many years ago?
Lestat: How old are you?
Lestat: maybe, we could, you know… do a friends with benefits kinda thing 😉
Louis: how would I benefit from being friends with you?
Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts
Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes
*Phone Rings*
Gabrielle: Hello?
Lestat: It’s Lestat.
Gabrielle: What has he done this time?
Lestat: No, literally. It’s me calling.
Gabrielle: What have you done this time?
David: I can’t tell if you’re being arrogant or ignorant.
Lestat: Both, I imagine.
Lestat: I let Mojo drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Santino: Once again: kinda weird, but not a sin.
Lestat: [sees Claudia running with something] Let me see what you have!
Claudia: [excited] a KNIFE!
Lestat: [panicked] NO!