[X] Lestat is not intimidated by guns
but he won’t let his outfit get damaged.
Tag Archives: dialogue
Louis: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Armand: The finest in Paris.
[X Home Alone w/ the Vampire]
Night Island headcanon III – chatting up
Lestat and Louis: *French*
Armand and Santino: *Italian*
Marius and Pandora: *Latin*
Daniel: 😐
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
I don’t know well what happened here
I was watching the wowpresents chanel on YouTube while looking through some Anne Rice’s vampire chronicles fan art and boom! This came out
Secondary reblog, so you can reblog this lovely production still
w/o this comment if you prefer, I always see that little triangle of negative
space as a play button and it is STILL sad that it’s NOT a play button with
like, a cut scene!!! NEIL GIVE
US THE CUT SCENES!!
Vampires are feared everywhere, but the Balkan region has been especially haunted. Garlic has been regarded as an effective prophylactic against vampires. We wanted to explore this alleged effect experimentally. Owing to the lack of vampires, we used leeches instead. In strictly standardized research surroundings, the leeches were to attach themselves to either a hand smeared with garlic or to a clean hand. The garlic-smeared hand was preferred in two out of three cases (95% confidence interval 50.4% to 80.4%). When they preferred the garlic the leeches used only 14.9 seconds to attach themselves, compared with 44.9 seconds when going to the non-garlic hand (p < 0.05). The traditional belief that garlic has prophylactic properties is probably wrong. The reverse may in fact be true. This study indicates that garlic possibly attracts vampires. Therefore to avoid a Balkan-like development in Norway, restrictions on the use of garlic should be considered.
SCIENCE! 😂
“Oh no,” the vampire said, tying the dinner napkin around his neck, “you smothered yourself in garlic?” Licking his lips as he pulls out salt and pepper shaker. “Whatever shall I do.”
I-want-my-IWTV 