dickheadstho:
is it bad that??? i kinda want an au that’s like??? really toxic and i mean super toxic like one of them is a serial killer and a psychopath and the other person gets off on it for some reason and they do bad things like stab people then fuck in an alley way
faceofabotticelliangel’s tags tho:
#THIS MAKES ME THINK OF THAT RP I HAD WITH DANNYMOLLOY ON SKYPE WHERE ARMAND HELD A BIG BUSINESS PARTY ON THE NIGHT ISLAND AND HE INVITED BIG BAD GUYS LIKE MOBSTERS AND DRUG LORDS IN BETWEEN
#AND HE HAD DAN GO TALK AND MEET THEM ALL AND COME TELL HIM WHO WAS THE MOST SCANDALOUS
#BC HE KNOWS DAN LIKES INTERVIEWING PEOPLE STILL AND GOOD STORIES
#AND THEN ARMAND TOOK HIM OVER TO A GROUP OF MEN AND ONE OF THE GUYS THERE WAS A BIG HUMAN TRAFFICKER
#AND ARMAND POSED AS DANIELS BOYTOY AND THEY LURED HIM UP TO THEIR BUNGALOO
#AND ARMAND MADE DANIEL PRETEND TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH HIM WHILE SLOWLY WEEDING OUT INFORMATION
#AND THEN ARMAND CAME IN TO SHOW HIS ‘WORTH’ TO THE MAN AND KILLED HIM
#AND THE WHOLE THING WAS LIKE A RIDICULOUS FOREPLAY IN THE END
#AND DAN AND ARMAND GOT DOWN AND DIRTY NEXT TO THE DEAD BODY AND DAN DIDNT CARE BECAUSE ARMANDS BLOOD AND HE WAS A LITTLE BUZZED FROM THE BOURBON)