Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts


Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts


What We Do In The Shadows ‘The Deacon Dance’ Poster Minimal Artwork
EPIC~ ALSO ATTENTION @i-want-my-iwtv
All of his moves in this dance are so sensual and seductive, truly, a creature of total grace and beauty. This is why vampires are so dangerous.

So, I don’t normally do these bc do you really care? Do you really want to be reminded of the fact that I have limited media faves, that I’m pretty religiously committed to the one fandom like let’s be real it’s somewhat embarrassing that the only series I want to maintain a focused blog on is this trashpile of dysfunctional vampires wtf is wrong with me….

I’m taking this as an opportunity to reach out to ppl by tagging them, since I don’t do “Follow Forever’s” or “Follower Appreciation” posts/giveaways. I’m tagging first, putting my answers under a cut. To be fair, I can’t tag all of my followers, I would get such carpal tunnel syndrome, so I’m tagging some of the most recent ppl in my Activity feed who I’ve seen there often, and a bunch extra ;D
Tagged by @lady-of-greenwood
Rules: Repost this and tag 10 people to answer.
Tag people: @annabellioncourt, @claudiaindarkness, @whiningforcenturies, @luthi69, @waterxgodess, @fairytalesgoneawry, @helloitsfeffsagain, @theasgoodaslove, @queenofthesavagegarden, @obsessional-ram, @antoineandthepiano, @eibhlis97, @the-gentleman-chronicler, @elisepolo, @b-juned-91, @krist0pher, @mymillenniumpuzzle, @romanchronicles, @remember-me-you-clever-boy, @page537, @fearthelioness, @woolabumboomalackaway, @unwaveringband0flight, @baileyshouse, @ohhdarkstoned111, @kellylugosisdead, @horrorinthegraveyard, @whynotmyblog, @coldinhumanity, @jamalexlee, @hecateknight, @musicislifeme, @00halle, @vozdelanoche, @my-tatteredwingsof-freedom, @andwefaeries, @lestatdelight, @fraise-du-mal, @headfrst4halos, @maledictum10, @damnedtobeadoll, @livingdollclaudia, @celiplier, @korastus, @ourbotticelliangel, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever, @soapamine, @megshezzastardis
Favorite…
Fictional Characters: LESTAAAAAAT OBVIOUSLY, Louis de Pointe du Laaaaaaac, Claudiaaaaaa, Armaaaaand, y’know, all the VC usual suspects so I’ll move on, Thor, Loki, Tony Stark, Ethan Hunt, the Torrance family, Joan Crawford (well she was fictionalized in Mommie Dearest sorta), Ursula (the Little Mermaid), Dracula (pretty much all versions), the vampires in What We Do in the Shadows, the vampires in the Lost Boys, The Walking Dead characters (I like them all!).
Books: VC (obviously), The Shining, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Firestarter, I like nonfiction books, like autobiographies, I liked the Marilyn Manson one (The Long Hard Road Out of Hell).
Anime/Animated: I’m doing shows and movies in no special order: Spirited Away, Beauty and the Beast, Fantasia (the original), The Amazing World of Gumball, Bob’s Burgers, Robot Chicken, some older ones none of y’all will know so I’m leaving them out!
Favorite TV Shows: The Walking Dead, Oz, Married w/ Children, the Office, Arrested Development, Portlandia
Favorite Beverages: Diet Pepsi (altho I think Coca-Cola has always had better graphic design), Arizona Iced Tea (Green Tea), hot cocoa, cafe au lait, Iced Americano
Favorite Foods: PIZZA, Ethiopian (if you haven’t tried injera with all the yummy things on it you MUST), Chef Boyardee (I think I just lost my Foodie credibility with that one), cheesecake, mint choc. chip icecream, milkyway midnight, Kix cereal!
Last Movie I’ve Seen In the Cinema: Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
Dream Holiday: Kinda want to go on set with Tom Cruise for at least 3 weeks to whatever he’s filming and basically be allowed all access to his process with his craft.
Dream Wedding: Everyone in bathing suits because the vows would immediately culminate in a cake fight on the beach.
Dream Job: Official VC Fandom coordinator specializing in MERCHANDISE.
Buffy: So let me get this straight. You’re… “Dracula.” The guy, the count.
Dracula: I am.
Buffy: And you’re sure this isn’t just some fanboy thing? Cause I’ve fought more than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
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Happy brothers after being rescued from a circus [video]
dON’T FUCKING CRY
The Procession of Shame
@luthi69 asked about dream cast for Santino and I have to admit that I don’t remember his story well enough to have a clear picture!
I did recently reread QOTD and he’s in there as part of the Council to Try to Change Power Feminist Akasha’s the Queen’s Brilliant SJW Plan for World Peace. He and Armand represent the Ex-Coven Master Division.
In my #defending Antonio tag, @whiningforcenturies and/or I had this theory that they cast Antonio as Armand when in fact what they really wanted was Santino!

That aside… from my #Santino tag, I likes Antonio Salieri from mozart l’opéra rock (Florent Mothe):


^YUM. I see him as dark, brooding, maybe even w/ facial hair (I don’t remember if it was specified that he has it or not but dammit I want some vampires with at least the OPTION), well-muscled and broad-shouldered and/or nice pecs *u*
Also, and I cannot stress this enough, guyliner.