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Here’s some (modern world?) Claudia headcanons no one asked for:
-very materialistic
-despises dubstep
-still prefers dresses, but makes an effort to dress as adult as she can
-prefers floral scents with the exception of champagne and cashmere
-wishes she could drive
-thinks Lestat is an idiot but doesn’t want him dead anymore
-hates Armand
-only wears real jewels or pearls
-loves rose gold
-still prefers books to any other media but pictures fascinate her and she has an active instagram account
-not an animal person, doesn’t like Mojo
-enjoys killing pedophiles
-Marius fascinated her immensely and she will ask him question after question about anything. Marius answers them all
-people watching makes her sad but she still does it
-politics fascinate her
-Louis is still her everything
-she was initially extremely overwhelmed by the modern world but became fiercely determined to understand everything
-the only laps she’ll sit on are Louis and Marius
-despises the color black
-when she decided to purchase her own house Lestat suggested a Mini Home (bc he’s still a jerk) instead she bought a mansion with one more bedroom than Lestat and Louis’ home
Feel free to add if you want
-listens to lana del rey and florence + the machine
@claudiaindarkness @claudia-lilvampire, thoughts?
Lasso of Truth
When I was coherent enough I kept a journal. Writing, sketches – whatever I could think of and articulate at the time. Many pages filled with what I would say to Armand. The goid, bad and ugly sides if my psyche expressed there.
fareed should make some long-lasting blood flavored gum like i bet lestat would love to pop it in the face of the trick asf bitch who tried telling him what to do
it would be like, silent in the court hall, and you just hear two ppl having a gum-smacking competition and it’s Armand and Lestat metaphorically having a dick waving contest—it’s just the most obnoxious thing ever
and Louis would take Lestat’s pack bc the noise bothers him when he’s trynna chill with a book or just think, but then he gets curious and tries one and realizes it staves off hunger pretty well (not that that bothers him much anymore, but still, it can be a long walk from the château to human-populated areas) and he takes up the habit too, except he doesn’t pop his gum bc he’s a gentleman
and Fareed, having contributed so much to these blood suckers, ends up financially balling and manages to overthrow Lestat’s monarchy bc Capitalism™.
made it sweet bc of the lil heart, anon ❤
mah boi decided to put a bible to good use by pressing flowers w/it, screw actually reading it; plus, he’s immortalizing the flowers (in a dead state), so it’s kinda like he’s vamping them up too, idkThis is actually the last request. Thank you to everyone who asked for something! I hope I was able to make someone at least a little bit happy with my stuff. Love y’all ;*
Headcanon that sometimes when Louis and Lestat share a bed, Lestat will sleep directly on top of Louis, because of his insatiable need to be as close as physically possible, but Louis doesn’t mind because it has this sort of bittersweet nostalgic feeling of when they used to share a coffin.
Some personal Armand Headcanons (because I love making myself laugh):
– only wears odd socks. no reason for it. just can’t be bothered pairing them.
– will not sit on the couch properly. prefers to lie down with his feet on the arm rest.
– Daniel picks a shirt he really needs for the next day. Armand sleeps in it.
– invites Lestat over just to argue with him (calls him a coward if he won’t) and Dan finds them at opposite ends of the kitchen at 1am just staring at each other.
– has tried to cook for Daniel before. understands metal can’t go in the microwave. doesn’t care at all.
– really likes racing video games.
pls add more
– watches hours and hours of random youtube live streams
– uses the mind gift to summon flies or other insects from the garden, then makes them crash into the flames of lit candles. Has a 5 minute existential crises wondering why, then does it again.
– Is never bored.
– Keeps a log of everything that goes on at Trinity Gate.
– stalks everyone on social media (Lestat in particular) but acts clueless if they refer to something they saw on facebook or shared on Instagram.
– Goes to check on Benji every night before going out, stands in the doorway to the office watching him scribble notes when someone calls the show. Politely refuses any invitation to be on the show.
– loses all card and board games on purpose in an attempt to make Daniel happy. Daniel knows.
– Keeps a fake decoy journal. Is secretly terrified anyone might find the real one some day.
– Buys really good gifts.
i just think it would be funny if Lestat and Louis met because they were the two tallest guys at a party
Why did you cut off Nicolas’ hands, really?
Nicolas could not contain what was occurring within him, and often his deterioration became destructive and difficult to conceal from mortals. Despite the fact that I did not directly claim leadership in an official capacity, I had a position to maintain and I had already protected him on numerous occasions, whether he realised such or not, as had Eleni. I had to prove that the threats that I made were not just threats if someone stepped out of line, or be seen as ineffective and suffer further challenges. I could not exclude Nicolas from that.
On the occasion where I took his hands, it was take his hands or take his life; based on the transgressions involved, it could have seriously compromised our position in Paris had it not been corrected swiftly. He was so far gone that others began to talk of precisely that, and I could not allow it. Taking his hands limited him in a way that imprisonment could not possibly have achieved; he had escaped imprisonment before when it was imposed upon him. Imprisonment meant nothing to him because the true oubliette existed in his mind, and that was inescapable. It gave me control over him enough that he could not possibly leave and potentially worsen the situation. It also proved that I was willing to back up my threats and that I would not respond with inaction if I was questioned.
The choice that I made meant that he lived. It does not necessarily follow that it was a choice I made gladly, regardless.
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