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This is the world’s largest crystal ruby. Mark Mothersbaugh had the gem carved in the shape of an ice cream cone.
“A few years ago I became friends with a gemologist, and I saw all these gems that he had lying around, one of which was this big ugly stone that I picked up. “That’s the world’s largest ruby you’re holding.” He didn’t know what to do with it, so next time I saw him I asked if I could carve it. It’s right over there. [Points across the room to a glass case.]
I was thinking: Who do you sell the world’s largest ruby to? Somebody who’s uber-rich. And people don’t get uber-rich unless there’s something dark attached to it. It’s always communists in China, or drug dealers in South America, or oil people in Russia. It’s those kinds of people who are going to want the world’s largest ruby. And I wanted to fuck with them in some way. So I said: I’m going to carve it into a turd. But it will look like a custard. I’m going set it on top of a cone, and it will look like a sweet-treat, but really it’s a turd. They’ll buy it because it’s the world’s largest ruby, but only I’ll know that it’s a turd.“ – Mark Mothersbaugh
I saw this in person. It was glorious.
lestat’s fashion vlog
Lestat takes such pride in his fashion vlog which he updates regularly. He informs his “numerous” subscribers of the “original” clothes he most certainly did not buy from online Chinese shops.
“ Hello there, my fans, my lovelies, today I am wearing this amazing, expensive coat worn by non other than Hao Yunxiang (jauntily mispronounces) for the *looks down to read* Men’s Dolce & Gabbana F/W ‘13 show.
Of course, when I saw this coat from the first row where I sat…during the Fashion Week..first row, yeah *smug face* , I HAD TO HAVE IT. So, naturally, I pulled some connections and voilà !
*takes off the coat, brings it closer to the camera so the viewers can see it properly*
Because it has been worn by many muscular and handsome male models, the seams are a bit torn and yes, I know the tag says “Dulce & Gabbano” but that’s how they label the real authentic catwalk stuff from all the fakes. “
Louis enters the room, spots Lestat sitting on the floor leaning towards the camera while holding some second hand coat.
“Oh my God…”
He caresses his forehead and massages his temples.
Then exits the room.
FYI: @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever and I are having a Tom Cruise deathwish meme battle (bc like his characters seem to? want to throw him in these lethal situations? all the damn time?) so if you want to avoid it, I’ll be tagging it #MEMEBATTLE henceforth.
Shit where did I park Louis
I found out that the first prostitute that Lestat kills in the hotel room in IWTV was Helen McCrory and I still am just….Narissa/Madame Kali no.
omg, THIS prostitute?? Bad Lestat, killing Mrs. Malfoy. NAUGHTY *hits with rolled up magazine*
She didn’t even get any real face time, or lines. IIRC, we only see her face in this production still (and a few others from similar angles), which ended up on the cover of some magazines at the time.
Lestat there’s a bug on my ceiling and I’m too short to reach it
♛I exterminate evildoers not insects.
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