OH MY DIOR!!! It was your birthday and I forgot to come ant told you that… YOU ARE SO F@$#&% AWESOME! Dear VC dealer. Hope you had an excellent day. I send you greetings and hugs from this place on the earth. 🎊🎉🎂😘

“Oh my Dior”? Like the fashion company? LOL that is so Lestatuesque, to say that instead of “OMG”. Thank u so much my dear! You are one of my Official Facebook Agents, keeping your eye out for any VC droplets to send me which I appreciate bc YES I AM ADDICTED TO THIS MESS and I’m so so glad that I can acquire it and deal it back out to my other fanged little trash kitten addicts ^,….,^

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*Technically you’re not late, bc when a birthday falls on a weekday, you are entitled to celebrate it on the weekend before AND after, that’s just the rules ;D