scarletthebat:

shadowofasinner:

This is one of my favorite gifs I swear.

@i-want-my-iwtv in case yall haven’t seen this yet lmao

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latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

Give ❤️ this ❤️ to ❤️ the ❤️ twelve ❤️ nicest ❤️ people ❤️ you ❤️ know ❤️ if ❤️ you ❤️ get ❤️ five ❤️ back ❤️ you ❤️ must ❤️ be ❤️ perfect. ❤️

Merci beaucoup! Claudia doesn’t want hearts tho. She wants  an Xbox. Is that what the kids are playin’ these days? idk I am so out of the loop. I kicked butt at Super Smash Bros. 

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines

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Louis Xavier Lewis-Smith, Denis from IWTV, teaches us how to make a British Mojito!

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“Louis Xavier Lewis-Smith, the Hendricks Ambassador, prepares a “British Mojito” – in a jamjar. From coolcucumber.tv – www.coolcucumber.tv is for everyone interested in good food, good eating, and good cooking. A regular food TV guide and magazine programme on the Internet. Find the best places to eat, star chefs, new restaurants, old favourites, great cooking, cafés of Europe, a history of food and more. All in the company of Roy Ackerman – restaurateur, food guide writer, chef, and all-round food guru. Visit the web site – www.coolcucumber.tv – and look out on YouTube for more samples including Bistrot Bruno Loubet, Langan’s Brasserie, the Waterside and Locanda Locatelli.”