sheepskeleton:

vampireapologist:

pravacouture said: it’s rough because his ego is insane….

I actually adore reading books from Lestat’s point of view because he is in all seriousness the most honest narrator I’ve ever encountered in fiction. He couldn’t care less if something he says is so embarrassing the reader (meeeeeee) has to put down the book and cover their face for five entire minutes before they can pick it up again. He owns it and everyone, everyone (from readers to characters) loves him for it.

And it’s actually pretty refreshing to come out of Interview with a Vampire into The Vampire Lestat. It’s literally like going from Louis lying to your face while he cries and blows his nose on your t shirt to Lestat bursting through your bedroom door with a full chorus behind him performing Uptown Funk.

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#it got better

Lestat would want to be a reality tv star, the other jobs take too much work.

vagabonddaniel:

//One of my favorite things is idea of these vampires being on reality shows. Like just in general. But especially like ridiculous ones made up for them specifically. Like:

The Fledgling – 20 gorgeous young people compete to be Lestat de Lioncourt’s next fledgling by trying to win him over with one-on-one dates and their own charming personalities. Including a very special episode where Louis de Pointe du Lac gets to pick the people who get a date with Lestat. Hosted by Daniel Molloy. (Armand bribes the producers to let him into the editing bay and make an entire episode where Lestat rolls around on a bed complaining about the size of his feet and his other inadequacies.) 

The Talamasca Files – Follow awkward, can’t-say-no-to-vampires Talamasca Agent Stirling Oliver, as he flagrantly breaks his organization’s #1 Rule (”Do not engage with Lestat!”) and investigates supernatural happenings in New Orleans. Special guest appearances by the Mayfairs. 

The Real Vampires of Night Island – Immortality! Eternal youth! Constant drama! Watch vampires lead glamorous, picturesque lives as they navigate their way through a mortal world that hates them for their beauty and riches. Highest rated episode to date: “The Suit.” A red velvet riding jacket disappears from Lestat’s closet and he sets out to find the culprit. (Spoiler alert: it’s Marius. Spoiler alert: That’s all he’s wearing.) 

I mean, you know, for example. It’s not like I’ve thought about this a lot…

#it got better

i-want-my-iwtv:

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Armand bribes the producers to let him into the editing bay and make an entire episode where Lestat rolls around on a bed complaining about the size of his feet:

“Seldom did I see my feet in black socks. I knew almost nothing personally about my feet. They looked rather small for the twenty-first century. Bad luck. But six feet was still a good height.” 

~Lestat de Lioncourt, Blood Canticle

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

“Why do you say such things?”

I think
it’s my favorite scene in the movie, because it’s the one where – when you are
blank of later stories portrayal – you realize that Lestat is not this
one-dimensional villain. This scene is so symptomatic of his attitude:
first he’s all flame and rage, then he casts a bard, and
while fiercely smiling over his “victory”, he already regrets what he just said.
He does have a conscience, whatever kind of nasty or stupid things he can come up with, and he’s genuinely affected and
struggled by what he’s inflicting on his loved ones. He’s without any shadow of a doubt an unbearable brat, but also so much more than that. It’s not that this
dork has no affection for Louis and Claudia – he indubitably does – it’s just
than he doesn’t know how to hold a close/family relationship without being sometimes unfair and/or cruel.

Big shout
out for Kristen Dunst and Tom Cruise here, by the way. They are both amazing.

annabellioncourt:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

duendology asked: “Delfe, help me, help us! 😉 I’ve been trying to establish which parts of the France southern region (usually administratively now having different names) belonged to the historic “Auvergne”? Is there, perhaps a historic map with this region marked? So I could see this territory in its full historical context?”


First I’ve to confess I’m pretty
much ignorant of Southern France and Auvergne geography (even if I’m currently living “not-so-far” from there – shame on me), so I did learn a lot of things about the history of Auvergne.

Before speaking more specifically of
Auvergne, a “tiny” point; France has two important
administrative divisions: “région” (created in 1955) and “département” (created
in 1790). The 27 régions are subdivided into 101 départements (the

région of Auvergne, for
example, has 4 départements). Therefore, the number of régions is going to be
reduced to 18 in
2016, and Auvergne
will be merged with the

région of Rhône-Alpes. Lyon will most certainly become the administrative
center, so Clermont-Ferrand will lose its
official title of Auvergne’s
capital.

Now, back to the main topic!
Current Auvergne is basically a combination of historic Auvergne and the provinces of Bourbonnais and Velay. The name Auvergne come from gallic tribes of Arvernes, one of
the most famous and powerful confederation of Gaul.
I’m not going to trace the whole history of Auvergne
(I don’t want you to fall asleep and Wikipedia does that 1000 times better than me here anyway) but the “city of Arvernes”, in fact,
covers more or less the territory of 18th century Auvergne. With the Revolution, France is divided in départements, and the province of Auvergne
is split between Puy-de-Dome, Cantal, Haute-Loire and Allier in 1790. A entity similar of
historic Auvergne
is finally brought back in 1955 with the creation of administrative régions.

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18th century Auvergne
on a map of current France (with départements divisions) ;
today’s Auvergne
is in red (I made a map combining this map to another one I found on Wikipedia; it’s not a
perfect match, but it makes things easier to visualize)

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A map of the provinces of Marche, Bourbonnais, Limousin and Auvergne (in red), dating apparently from 1763. [source]

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And a map of the “cité des Arvernes” with actual Auvergne limits. [source]

Voilà !

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its also

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ridiculously,

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incredibly,

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gorgeous and 

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can’t you just

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see little baby 

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mortal Lestat,

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hunting and galavanting around this place?

Also, its famous for its rustic wines, hot springs (due to all the dormant volcanoes, such that the Puy-de-Dome that gives it name to the larger region. For all its fields and valleys it also has large areas of thick forest once ridden with wolves and all sorts of other beasties. I did a lot of research on the area for an art project I did in high school, and it shot Auvergne near the top of my “Things to see in France” list.

…see little baby mortal Lestat, hunting and galavanting around this place

;A; YES

vagabonddaniel:

i-want-my-iwtv:

queenofthesavagegarden:

ooc: tbh. I want L&L wedding in BP, but I want it to be interrupted. Would it continue in the end? *shrugs cuz i’m not Anne Rice*  

Priest/Officiant: “If anyone present has any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or -”

Everyone raises a hand, the objections are heard (it takes an hour to get through them all), and promptly disregarded.

//^ THIS THOUGH>

EVERYONE will have like a list of reasons. Reason 1: LESTAT IS LESTAT 
Reason 2: ETERNITY IS A LONG TIME MOTHERFUCKER 
Reason 3: Doesn’t this legally make Louis a queen? He’s not a very good queen.
Reason 4: Look if Louis is going to be my vampire queen. I want him to commit. DRAG RACE IT UP BABYCAKES.

Lestat: *glares*

Louis: *sighs*

How on earth do you pronounce Louis’ last name? I have never really knew how to pronounce it. To be honest his last name is a mouthful.

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♛“Pssssst: that’s not the only thing about him that’s a mouthful.” 

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Alright *shoves Lestat aside* to answer your question: How to pronounce Louis de Pointe du Lac: you’re lucky I took French in high school which has been EVER so useful to me in my adult life. NOT.

  • Louis: “Loo-wee”, with less emphasis on the “wee” part.
  • de: “dih,” means “from” in French.
  • Pointe: “Pwan” with almost no emphasis on the “n,” means  “tip.”
  • du: “due,” means “of.”
  • Lac: “Lack,” means, “lake.”

BRING IT ALL TOGETHER! Emphasis on Pointe and Lac bc of reasons.

“Loo-wee dih Pwan due

Lack,” “Louis from the tip of the lake.”

This has been your French lesson.

With the blessing of i-want-my-ivtv (praise be to you Uncle Lestan!) and one
shoulder left (sword-mishandling during a blessing happens a lot more than you
can imagine)
, here’s a
little tutorial on how to pronounce Louis’ name.

Warning: strong French accent incoming.

IT GOT BETTER. your French accent is impeccable. PARFAIT JUSTE PARFAIT. am I gonna need to coerce you into pronouncing more stuff properly in French hmmmmm?… also you pronounced Lestat the way I prefer, too, none of this weird Germanic “Les-DOT” crap Mater tries to get us to do.

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

Just vampiry things : boys who like animals.

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals members

And to complete, from i-want-my-iwtv‘s idea :

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Thanx! u made it even better!

annabellioncourt:

i-want-my-iwtv:

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annabellioncourt replied to your post “I’ve thought a lot on the Claudia/Louis thing, and while I don’t think…”

Poor Louis. He has no idea that he’s gorgeous and everyone wants to be on him. Innocent Louis. Protect him.

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pssssst we know, Louis, and that makes u even more attractive.

#too hot for his own good#my songs know what you did in the dark

at first I was laughing at that tag and then I had to read i love every time he hits smtg or knocks smtg over bc hes so frustrated that he cant attack whoever actually is pushing him over the edge#bc he is a gentleman deep down#and always will be

AND THEN I HAD TO KEEP LAUGHING TO KEEP MYSELF FROM CRYING. 

Think of how strong Louis must be though…he doesn’t even ask or question the others, but you know that he sees and senses: he never tests his strengths, his possible powers that he’s not only gained through his age but by the fact that he was changed and has since shared blood with Lestat who has drank of the most powerful undead. He probably has abilities to match Armand or even more by this point. And he doesn’t.

He at once says that he doesn’t think he has a touch of humanity in him anymore, but his actions lead towards the belief that he clings to whatever humanness is left in him.

And out of the vampires, despite the fact he is indiscriminate in his killings, he seems the most gentle, or at least the most obviously opposed to hurting things himself outside of the need to hunt: think about his choice of weapon—fire.

Fire burns on its own, Louis has to light the match, but the violence is done by the fire, not by himself. 

Armand’s name is actually Armando and nobody cant tell me otherwise.

merciful-death:

gairid:

vagabonddaniel:

damnitarmand:

i-want-my-iwtv:

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damnitarmand, would you care to field this one? 

[fanart by garama]

Such gifts you give to me. How could I possibly refuse?

Armando, is it? I believe I can tell you otherwise since it was a name I chose, not a name I was given. I suppose I should be grateful it is not any worse.

At least it is not like that evening when Daniel discovered the etymology of my name and addressed me as Herman while laughing uproariously every. single. time he said the word. I don’t imagine many vampires have died from being strangled for obvious reasons, but the temptation to experiment was quite overwhelming after a certain point.

You know, Armando has a nice ring to it…

What about Hermando? (sorry. I had too. You guys made me snort laughter.)

ooc; HERMANDO omg

merciful-death:

ooc; I am reblogging for i-want-my-iwtv’s tags because omg.

/faces Louis definitely makes when one questions his mother’s fidelity

/faces Louis definitely makes regarding shit Lestat coerces him into

And you know Brad Pitt totally loved shoving Tom Cruise against that tree with all the drama he said he felt filming IwtV.  The enjoyment on his face in that scene was way too real.

Brad’s happy place is still remembering how good it felt to shove Tom against that tree as hard as he possibly could.