ok bb so imagine, louis being so attached to the ‘ mortal coil’ as he is, in extension having a hard time with the idea of monogamy & like??? letting it go? if he’s in love with lestat, when they are apart, even if louis has /lingering/ denial, he will not sleep with anyone else. MEANWHILE lestat… lm a o sleeps with everybody

YEP #agrees aggressively

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#is this not what happened #its CANON bitch #double standards re: cheating  #manwhore de lioncourt

heroofferelden:

Do u ever not realize how starved for affection u are till someone hugs u a bit tighter than normal and you find that you really don’t want to let go

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Aesthetic: Tom Cruise in loose white shirts w/ failure to button the top half.

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deans-gay-thoughts:

Reading fanfiction that has your otp calling each other “baby”, “sweetie”, “darling” etc. when they really wouldn’t at all. Ever.

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Thanks so much! i’ll try to ask them! <3 ~crazy anon from the nicki ask :3

Cool! Yeah I would ask them myself but I’d probably have as much chance of getting a response from them as you would at this point, since it looks like they’re inactive 😛

But maybe another French speaker out there can listen to what he’s saying and figure it out based on context clues! 

I would love some Nicki/Lestat action in whatever the next adaptation we get…

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^This especially plzkmerciàbientôt… [fanart by his holiness @garama]

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corvinusgenesis:

ruledbyvillains:

9.11

tagging @i-want-my-iwtv in this for reasons 

“…when I was twelve, and the old parish priest, who had taught me some poetry by rote and to read an anthem or two in Latin, wanted to send me to school at the nearby monastery. 

My father said no, that I could learn all I needed in my own house…

My father was angry and reminded [my mother] that if this had happened before he went blind, his will would have prevailed surely. My brothers assured him that his youngest son wouldn’t be gone long. I’d come running home as soon as I was made to do something I didn’t want to do.

Well, I didn’t come running home. I loved the monastery school.

…Within a month I declared my vocation. I wanted to enter the order… frankly I thought my father would be glad to be rid of me. 

But three days later my brothers arrived to take me home with them. I cried and begged to stay, but there was nothing the Father Superior could do.” – The Vampire Lestat

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gairid:

sheepskeleton:

Lestat does enjoy his trip to Wal-Mart. 😉

No tears formula!

He’ll still find a way to cry about it. 

Petition to start using #spellbound for VC-related stuff the way some people use #WINNING or #Blessed.

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sheepskeleton:

Lestat does not enjoy his trip to Starbucks.

Armand is losing his shit in the distance

THEY KNOW HIM TOO WELL stop the overly flirtatious attitude w/ those poor overworked baristas so much and maybe they’ll get your name right you ass

OH WAIT MAYBE ARMAND IS RESPONSIBLE… #fic request

So this has circulated long enough, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever made this, and IT IS A PERFECT SCREENCAP&TEXTMEME COMBO BC:

– Look at Claudia’s face. She looks like she JUST told them. It had to be said.

– Louis is all *shitshitshit how can i answer her without lying… “I’m only gay for Lestat…” No, that sounds weird… “We’re only gay sometimes…. like for 20 minutes at a time…” No, sometimes it lasts longer… so conflicted… If I wait long enough maybe Lestat will have a better answer.

– Lestat is just standing there growling, not sure if he should be offended or impressed that she figured it out despite his efforts to keep certain things behind closed doors. If I wait long enough maybe Louis will have a better answer.