I get that Lestat didn’t grow up with a freezer but seriously dude, its ice. You’ve been in the modern world for twenty odd years at that point.

keep in mind this is the same dork who still gets mesmerized by well-lit shampoo bottles in Wal-Mart. He has a thing for light ;]

He’d probly love this too:

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takethedamncash:

Homestar Spa is a planetarium for your bath that not only paints the room with stars, but includes Rose Bath and Deep Ocean graphic domes for changing to a different mood. The waterproof planetarium floats in water and contains a bright light that projects out into the room, or even into the tub itself when flipped over creating relaxing atmospheres using ambient lighting. 

venuspalms:

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

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Now, look at this:

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That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

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An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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I totally believe this to be true.

zevransbutt:

you should all go read the vampire chronicles for

  • pansexual polyamorous vampires who dress sharp as fuck and become rockstars
  • egyptian queens who literally crush hearts
  • 17 year-old russian ginger boys who for some reason are played by antonio banderas in the movie
  • small vampire girls who r like the embodiment of the oedipus complex
  • broody dark-haired nerds who r so beautiful the author has to describe their perfect face for 5 pages before the plot can continue

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kat-blaque:

radicalreaper:

holy mother of god

yes