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What if you bite me and keep me with you for all the eternity?

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♛Satisfaction is not guaranteed, ma petite. In every sense of the phrase.

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You do know that there’s more involved than simply a bite? I have to actually kill you first. It’s extremely erotic, but extremely painful. I have to actually forcibly pull your life away entirely – and you’ll fight me through it if you want to survive – and then feed a demon, a kind of cancer, into your body and soul. We still don’t know if it’s contamination or evolution. And it doesn’t always work.

There are worse things than death.

Every time the Dark Gift is given, a soul might be condemned for eternity. Some might say anyone I “keep with me” is condemned to the torment of my presence, or the desperation for me in my absence. Admittedly, monogamy has never been a strong suit for me. Not everyone is “tall enough to ride this ride,” if you get my meaning.

Reconsider your request.

Aw, vampires are kinda cute! You’re not so scary. More like a 6ft teddy bear.

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♛True enough, I am a very cuddly 6ft teddy bear. With fangs.

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[fanart by @ashetray]

Lestat, what are you gonna dress up as for tomorrow?

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♛Darling Rose! I really should keep it a surprise, but…

I’ll be the White Rabbit and Louis has agreed to be “Alec” in Wonderland. Genderbent version. Not that he doesn’t look stunning in a dress, but, it was a dream I had and I wanted to see it realized.

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2013 will always stand out as a highlight for me, as I was going to be the popular thunder god Thor, and Louis was going to be Loki, but we had gone off into a darkened corner and… well… we emerged with swapped costumes. It happens ❤

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Perhaps next year I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf if you’ll be my Little Red…

Lestat, Do you know where ‘s Armand ?

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♛He’s down on his knees fellating me, and not doing the most impressive job of it, honestly.

No, I know where he is. He’s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Louis, specifically, in the Egyptian Exhibition. Have I surreptitiously bugged Louis with a tiny audio recorder and set a spy or two on him? No, of course not, that would be so rude. Only one spy. Only one recording device >;}

My birthday is coming up (11/7, mes petits) so I just need to make sure they’re not planning anything… distasteful.

Lestat watches “Crimson Peak”

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[Transcribed as he watched it][SPOILER ALERTS]

  • ♛Ooooh I love a packed theatre! THE EXCITEMENT IS MORE PALPABLE THAN THE REEK OF POPPED CORN AND THIS SLUDGE PEOPLE CURRENTLY CALL CHEESE.

  • [Trailer for Krampus] The audience is all laughing at this horror trailer, I don’t think we’re supposed to be laughing, I think it’s meant to be terrifying but it’s too funny to be scary! 10/10 would watch this trailer again, take note.
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  • [Trailer for the new Frankenstein movie] I’ve created a monster or two in my time, too, DON’T JUDGE PPL FOR MAKING A MONSTER NOW AND THEN *frowns* We have our reasons. Write that down.
  • He says it needs a love story? MINE IS A LOVE STORY. ALL MY STORIES ARE LOVE STORIES. WHY AREN’T THEY MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE FROM MY BOOKS GDI?
  • “What I saw was a dreamer facing defeat.” WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS RAIN ON MY PARADE TOO? I know that feel, Mr. Sharpe. We are the music makers… and we are the dreamers of dreams.
  • This girl and I would get along perfectly – laying in bed with good books, luxuriously wrapped in yellow velvet, awww yissss that is a well-spent evening. 
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  • I CAN DEMO THE WALTZ EUROPEAN STYLE LOUIS GET IN HERE (but maybe not holding a candle, Louis can’t always be trusted around candles and ME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME)
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  • We should’ve let Claudia have a dog. Maybe a Papillon.
  • Charlie Hunnam

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  • YELLOW SILK

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    ♥ Write that down.

  • Yes let’s go to the POST OFFICE GREAT IDEA FOR A FUN EXCURSION like, wtf? the POST OFFICE IS NOT A FIELD TRIP WORTH DOING. Oh wait, I seem to recall my own fledglings going to the post office JUST TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM ME OCCASIONALLY I AM OFFENDED THAT OFFENDS ME.
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  • Seeing your lover with someone else hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • Hoe don’t do it! 
  • She did it. Because how could she not?
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  • My lover’s sister tried to kill me, too. Hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
  • The dog is dying! Now I’m actually upset.
  • “You’re monsters, both of you!” Where have I heard that before? Now this is hitting too close to home. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING KEEP TAKING NOTES.
  •  You stabbed him iN THE FACE. IN THE FACE!! Rude. What about the groundrules? 

    Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face… AND THAT’S IT!

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  • We were ALL LAUGHING AS THOMAS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT. Should we not have been laughing? We are a terribly cruel audience.
  • Hissing, incidentally, is an excellent way to stun an opponent in a fight.
  • “I heard you the first time.” I’M USING THAT.

I’m surprised you said not to half ass it I expected you to be the type of person to say don’t do your essay kill your teacher

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♛Well sometimes teachers do die, it’s a sad fact of life. Claudia’s teachers had a shortened life expectancy, unfortunately for them. If you kill all your teachers, you’ll have to accept homeschooling, and you have to ask yourself whether your parents are talented enough for that bc I CERTAINLY WAS.