Once upon a time, there were three brothers. Their land could not hold all their egos, so they divided their kingdom into three. One ruled over the elves, one over the goblins, and the third over wizards.
There was a fourth brother, whom the other three did not speak of. His name was Lestat, and his rule took a while to be implemented– eleven books, to be precise.
“All of them had hair of gold, like their mother. The youngest one in curls.”
So I’m at the Whole Foods store and a truck pulls up with the a statue of Akasha from the movie “Queen of the Damned”…
YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS GLUTEN-FREE ALL NATURAL PROBIOTIC NON-GMO BLOOD SACRIFICEand also some of those yummy hipster checkout ppl w/ the pretty hair and pictures on their skins, they are so cute omg!
I-want-my-IWTV 