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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines

I hate to be “that” person, but how do you pronounce: Amadeo, Khayman, Makare, Maharet, and Enkil?

No, that’s not being “that” person at all! What IS being “that” person is being all overly offended at someone else’s pronunciation, so before I answer I’ll just remind y’all that these are fictional characters, there’s no right way to pronounce them, I don’t care if you have a master’s degree in Etymology and/or Linguistics, named your pet/child after them, have a friend with the same name, even if you are the creator of the series, anyone is free to pronounce these names however they want.

Amadeo- “ah-mah-DAY-oh” or “ah-MAD-eeyo,” I sorta use both.

Khayman- “Kay-men”

Mekare- “mee-CARE” or “mek-ARRAY,” personally, I prefer the first option.

Maharet-  “maha-RET” (emphasis on the last syllable like “Margaret”), or “MAH-harret” (emphasis on the first syllable), or “muh-HAH-ret” (emphasis on the second syllable). Personally, I prefer the last option.

(redhairedtwin may disagree with me on the twins, she can add her two cents if she wants to do so.)

BONUS… hit the jump.

Marius- “MAH-reeyus” or “MARE-eeyus,” I tend to prefer the second option.

Lestat- Despite AR’s explicit instructions that it be pronounced “Less-DOT” with emphasis on the second syllable, I can’t do that, it sounds too clunky for me. I think it’s more like “Less-TAT,” second syllable like “cat,” or “Less-STAH,” as in “star” without the “r.“ I prefer the “cat” version. More discussion on his name here.

Louis- “Loo-WEE.” takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever helpfully recorded the pronunciation of his name in full.

You know what would be really great? A Vampire Chronicles TV show

aliceallanpoe:

But in chronological order. Like, you start way back with Akasha and Enkil in season 1 and work your way down the timeline and so get to see how all these different stories and characters intertwine over the centuries

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever tagged: #yes yes and yes #for now I’d be more than happy with a IWTV honest trailer #but a TV show would be soooo great #nobody works for a tv network or something like that around here? 

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Yasss, agreed w/ Takemetocoffin, and aliceallanpoe, may I add: #PREACH #just don’t let anyone who worked on the QOTD movie anywhere near this ok we already had one flop thanks

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

bennettmp339:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

destierek:

Sometimes i just hate french language, we only have 1 word for being “excited” and “horny” it sucks because when i say “je suis vraiment excitée de te voir” it DOES NOT MEAN “I WANNA FUCK YOU AGAINST A WALL” IT MEANS “I’M EXCITED TO SEE YOU BECAUSE I MISSED YOU” BUT I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M SOME KIND OF SEXUAL MANIAC WHEN I DO IT

And don’t forget that the French word that was originally used for “to kiss” (and that is one of the meanings in a dictionary) now means “to fuck.” Americans get funny looks if they don’t know that one…

Oh yes, “baiser”….

Well this is all purely educational so #necessary reblog rebagel rebaguette.

#never too early in the day for baiser

I was watching some “honest trailers” on youtube and… We definitely need one for IWTV, don’t you think? If the good people of the vc fandom leave comments under the channel’s last video within a defined period of time, it might works, nope?

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

A perfect ringtone for annoying text messages.

Here it is.

#useful #shut up louis
#its exra funny bc really Louis hardly gets to have an opinion #those few times when he does #lestat doesnt care for your bullshit    #BASICALLY #poor louis  #in truth he could be devastatingly mean to
lestat #but he withholds it bc he
knows lestat cant actually take it 

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

heklexic:

I hope no one ever forgets that there exists a movie where Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise are essentially a same sex vampire couple raising an undead immortal vampire daughter.

No one, not even them.

(Imagine, an AU with grown-up Claudia and brunet Lestat.

From left, AU of Louis, Gabrielle (or adult!Claudia), Lestat.

sweet baby jesus is your username really an interview with the vampire/top gun crossover reference? because that may actually factually be the most magical thing i have ever encountered.

voidbat:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

My dream came true ; I’ve been waiting for this ask for so long. My dear, thank you! Yes, I’m also a
huge fan – for many wrong reasons – of Top Gun, Maverick/Iceman is my fav
OTP ever (with Ethan Hunt/Will Brandt and Louis/Lestat ; yep I love to pair Tom
Cruise with guys, don’t judge me
). Seriously I had never seen so much tension between
two characters in a movie before, it’s kinda amazing. Anywayyy, I digress. I also
made some unsuccessful crossover edits of the two movies. I mean it’s such a weird, specific and personal crossover I didn’t even hope to get notes (big up to every person who liked or reblogged it btw!) but Top Gun is the reason why I felt in love
with IWTV then VC soooo… I regret nothing haha! 

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#top gun#is life#playing with the boys ❤#and Lestat’s head#gif#Louis de Pointe du Lac#iwtv

::rolls around screaming::

I LITERALLY WATCHED IWTV AND TOP GUN THE OTHER FUCKING DAY

THEY JUST MAKE SENSE TOGETHER I DON’T KNOW HOW

oh my god this gif i can’t. the volleyball scene with iwtv i caaaaaaaan’t

this is the most magical day of my 33 years on this planet.

Cut for long!post, but omg, now that I see these comparisons, #the resemblance is uncanny!

Hit the jump for more.


takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever

Let me hug you buddy! *so much happiness* 

But really, when you think about it, there’s some similarities… For example, the plot. Let’s call our hero(es) “the brat” (suits both Lestat and Maverick, nope?)

– First, the brat spot a dude

– he “fools around” with the aforementioned dude

– and it ends up with an “ambiguous” relationship.

– Of course, the brat crashes (in the water) and burns

– so he’s all sad and shit

– but finally, he fucking rises like a phoeniiiiiiiiiix.

Both movies also involves:

– flying (with sexy dudes)

– “fooling around” (with other sexy dudes) 

– a shit load of sexy dudes (doing sexy stuff)

– heterosexual backing

– a touching piano scene (to make you cry when the piano guy dies in the next scene)

– Tom Cruise riding stuff

– deep romance