I’M A WOLF GAY. NOW I’M AN ACTOR GAY. NOW I’M A VAMPIRE GAY. NOW I’M A FRENCH IMMIGRANT GAY. NOW I’M A SWAMP GAY. NOW I’M A SLEEPY GAY. NO, I WILL BE A ROCKSTAR GAY. CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I’M A HUMAN GAY TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEDUCE AN 80 YEAR OLD GAY. MEH. MAYBE I’LL BE A SATAN GAY. I GIVE UP. I’M A SAINT GAY.

monsieur-le-rockstar:

I’m actually impressed.

Is this a VC synopsis? It appears to be a VC synopsis. I am obligated to reblog VC synopsis. 

l-e-s-t-a-t:

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lesbratprincelestat tagged this:

#I found a nice little vc blog I am happy I hope you’re enjoying the spam

Glad u like *curtsies* I had collected all this fanart and it’s lovely to be able to share it this way, and I’ve met some other great ppl here, and they had awesome fanart, etc. and anyway… just spreading the #vc fandom love.

hallowedgroundstudio:

i-want-my-iwtv:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Anne Rice: please please please DO NOT crossover the VC w/ the Wolf Gift. If I had only one wish for this new book, it would be that one.

Inspired by and made for Laviniaspeaks, in the style of Allie Brosh’s amazing Hyperbole and a Half

what
she’s talking about doing it????

she kinda talked about new supernatural creatures(?????)

fuck

(i havent even read the wolf gift do you think i should??)

idk i haven’t even read all the books in the vampire chronicles i’m probably not gonna do it

Even if you’ve read all the VC, this new one is sort of an off-shoot, it happens after Queen of the Damned (#3) (maybe after Tale of the Body Thief (#4), too) but before Memnoch the Devil (#5)(i think). So you’d only have to read 1-3. 

She did threaten new supernatural creatures. It’s possible. Wurwulves are a very real danger. Brace yourself.

God dammit, I hope she doesn’t mess with a good thing like having Lestat get involved with the Mayfairs.  The old Lestat would never of put up with Mona’s shit.  The hell.

*SPOILER ALERT* *TRIGGER WARNING* *PLZ TO BE SITTING DOWN*

Lestat got intimately involved with Mona later on. It wasn’t pretty. 

Gallery

[Princess Bride gif sauce]

Twue wuvve!

skeletalroses:

lostboypocalypse:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

illegalsoma:

DONT TRUST GUYS THAT WEAR LEATHER JACKETS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE AND YOU WILL DIE

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Eat your heart out Dean…

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As you may have gathered, guys that wear leather jackets are a major problem for me.

This is the vampire in leather to watch out for.