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Lestat went bowling, apparently. As the ball. Of course. And managed not to knock down ONE PIN. Of course.

This is actually the FC for Maestrolestat, a lovely Lestat RPer I just happened upon, so play with him! 

#His FC is Joe Anderson, go look him up #I’ll wait here #Or just go to maestrolestats vanity link #Isn’t he a great Lestat?! #I knew you’d agree with me #people always come around eventually

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

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demonswithtea:

*Outside Louis’ bedroom*

Lestat:

Louis! knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Come on come out and feed
I never see you drink at all, come to the ball,
We’ll have some French cuisine!

We used to slay whole families, and we still could now
Ladies are waiting to be sucked dry!
Do you want to kill some humans?
Rats taste so inferior to humans…

Louis: Go away Lestat!

Lestat: Fine then! Die! strops off

 ~~~~

Armand:

knocks

Do you want kill some humans?
Or go to the opera hall?
I think some blood is overdue, I can hear you talking to your shadow on the wall
I think you’re getting lonely, come taste life again, instead of watching it slip by!

 ~~~~

Claudia:

knocks

Louis? Please, I know you’re in there
Lestat keeps complaining you’re a bore.
I’m really hungry – that lady tasted nice, but she won’t suffice – I need some more!
I hate Lestat and Armand – can it just be you and me? I want to run away!
Sniffles Do you want to kill some humans??

– Because I was bored and Val started me off so I had to finish it :’D

YES. This is a Work of Beauty. 

youaremyunderwaterfriends added:

#frozen parody #The Vampire Crackicles #i love this XD

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)