applesaucebro: Problems
Child:I have a problem
Parent:Well you CAN’T have this problem because I had this problem in the past only WORSE
Child:That doesn’t make any sense. How is MY problem cancelled out by a problem YOU had?
Parent:DON’T SASS ME
Child:But-
Parent:YOU JUST ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, DON’T YOU?
#Parenting, you’re doing it wrong.
Dangerous sexy, Captain Hook
the fuck is this!!
I miss the pirate garb
siriansiren replied to your link “The Little Christmas Angel (Tree, Lights, Gift, Sweater, Party) -…”
I could kiss you
oh, I just can’t waaaait to be kiiiing!
Macbeth, Act I scene iii (via incorrectshakespearequotes)
– also Lestat de Lioncourt, Prince Lestat
The only reason I ever want to make movies is if there are characters that find bits of themselves that they didn’t understand. I don’t believe we are fully rational beings. I don’t believe that any explanation that we ever give for our behavior is adequate.
//some Festive!Louis pictures because I wasn’t feeling at all in the Christmas spirit earlier so I decided to dork about my living room.
The jumper is a dumb gift from Daniel, the hat is from Lestat. Who is also the only reason Louis is doing this.
http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1132356.html
Casual reminder that Anne Rice once tried to put out a frivilous lawsuit against a new orleans restaurant while acting incharacter as Lestat.
“Anne replied with another full page ad written by Lestat! In it ‘Lestat’ said "Mr. Copeland, nothing short of your indescribable restaurant could shock me out of my torpor and my coma. I am now myself again. It is nothing short of a stroke of genius on your part to create a restaurant that will be immortalized in history, legend and literature.” “
^SO WE HAVE THIS COPELAND GUY TO THANK FOR THE SERIES CONTINUING AND BECOMING THE VAMPIRE CRACKICLES GDI.
My favorite part:
” “a whole brigade of revelers appeared wearing plates of rice and beans around their waists, promoting a dish they called Red Beans Anne Rice”. Obviously fun times were had by all as everyone pointed and laughed.“
ooc; Okay though one last ooc post today before I disappear because this is a story I need to share on here
So like, the other day at work, I was trying to light this candle that’s in the women’s restroom. It was lit almost all the time, so I was like, ok, there’s matches somewhere around here. I spent like almost thirty minutes looking for these fucking matches and then a coworker got back and I was like “WHERE.DO.YOU.HIDE.THE.MATCHES” and it was revealed to me that smokers possess this magical fire instrument called a fucking lighter
So she handed me the lighter and I was going to light the candle, but then I realized
Rosie
You don’t know how to use a fucking lighter
So I fumbled with this cigarette lighter for like two minutes being like “DO I PRESS A BUTTON HOW DO I DO THIS PEOPLE MAKE IT LOOK SIMPLE…” before giving up and admitting defeat
I tried to use it again like three days later and still couldn’t figure it out
IN MY DEFENSE I HAVE NO SMOKERS IN MY FAMILY AND HAVE NEVER HAD A NEED FOR A CIGARETTE LIGHTER??? I JUST ALWAYS USE MATCHES TO LIGHT SHIT????So that is my story
You may think I’m actually Louis but in reality I don’t know how to use a cigarette lighter
I have failed
Better stick with matches, then. hahaha!
No, actually I know that feel, bro. First time I had to use a lighter, I knew that the wheel mechanism had something to do with it, but my finger kept slipping. Turns out you don’t use your pointer finger, you use your thumb, and you want it to be nice and dry to get a good grip *facepalm*
