Lestat: I’m really sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m really mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Lestat (to Louis): This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.
Lestat(about Gabrielle): Gabrielle is my best friend in the world, and I give her a million kisses a day. She does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long.
Gabrielle: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Louis: I was raised Catholic. I’m not sure if you can tell that from the EVERYTHING about me.
Daniel: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Armand: *pointing to chest* I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Marius: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
David: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Nicolas: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of that exhaustion.
Claudia: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Santino: We go into the church and I was like “I got this under control.” And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.
Khayman: Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!
And so he ran after me all the way back to the hotel, all the way across the rooftops, where I hoped to lose him, until I leaped in the window of the parlor and turned in rage and slammed the window shut. He hit it, arms outstretched, like a bird who seeks to fly through glass, and shook the frame.

Evil Music for Long Hallways – a playlist for those days when you just need a little push to prove that you are of darkness inherent, even if the world around you does not point to it.


Me: Looking at Paul Delaroche’s paintings
Me: …
Me: *Sees Renaissance booty*
Me: If this is not Amadeo I swear to god
*drops in through your window with VC themed cookies* sorry for intruding, I just wanted to tell you something I realized just now! So, I like art, right? I don’t know jack about it, but I like it. And I’ve been scrolling through some sort of archive for a few minutes, just looking at pictures of paintings from people who like art too, and after a while I caught myself saying “hi Armand” or “hey, it’s Armand” every time I saw a Botticelli angel pop up. VC has ruined me xD
Hello! Ooooh, yummy cookies… We ought to come up with a cookbook of VC themed foods…

[^X Recipe from ashleemarie.com]
You’re not alone in this feeling, @paintedbybotticelli JUST made a post about that, and @eliestela made a comic fanart re: Lestat giving Armand a book of this kind of art w/ post-its asking if any of them are Armand!












