hey Lestat, uhhh weird question but do you consider yourself a top or bottom (if at all)?

♛My dear visage gris, are we speaking academically about my sexual preferences? Is this in the name of science? Are you Fareed under that mask? You know you can ask these things to my face, Brainy Smurf. And before anyone asks, yes, that is my pet name for him *smirk*

… or is this one of my multitudes of fans, who screamed for me in the crowd during my concert, or read my books and played my tapes on repeat from the comfort of their own lives decades later, who truly wants to know my position on this so that they might better imagine themselves with me in pursuit of sexual satisfaction? *grins* 

Either way, you should know that I’m flexible in that regard. It depends on who I’m with, what period of my life we’re talking about, the mood, how voracious my hunger is for that person. Or persons. As desire builds, I’m willing to improvise, I’m not rigid about the manner in which I consume someone or allow them to consume me.

If one were to catalog all of my intimate encounters, it would show that I’m more often than not taking on more of a dominant role, “topping,” but I am extremely attentive to the needs of my “bottom”; my usual (and favorite!) “bottom” is what you call a “power bottom.” We’re both very demanding of each other. 

The only real “rule” I try to keep is not about positions, but in delaying any serious drawing of blood until things are winding down, as it can exhaust myself or my partner(s) of the energy needed for… other absorbing actions. 

Elaborating on your last post about fake fangs, what do you know about fangsmiths? Are those fangs durable? I’m just so curious because they sound awesome!

Hello! I am actually… really passionate about this and I’ve thought about doing it for myself, too! For now I settle with fanart of me w/ fangs…

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[^Portrait of moi by the amazingly talented @vaciel, it’s a WIP, I hope they finish it someday][Ya can’t see them but I would have the canine fangs, too, you can only see the

lateral incisor fangs here

(that’s the tooth between the

front tooth and the canine)]

I actually don’t know the specifics, it depends on the fangsmith, but we have a few

fangsmiths

brought into Halloween Adventure here in NYC leading up to Halloween every year to make fangs, so you might get in touch with that store. They would probably need to be done in person so that the fangsmith can take a cast of your teeth so that their fangs will fit perfectly (my little story about the custom fangs, well, Lestat sneakily gets the cast by making the molds himself w/ Brian, during an evening of experimentation with Alginate ^____^ ) I’m pretty sure the fangsmiths all make their fangs removable.

One fangsmith, who I think is one of the Halloween Adventure ones, is Father Sebastiaan, and he has a gallery and prices. He has a list of pointers about his fangs that are probably true for other fangsmiths:

  • “Fangs color match your teeth.
  • They will last 2-3 years with good care, longer if you are careful.
  • Not wise to sleep or eat with them.
  • OK for smoking, drinking coffee, tea, alcohol, absinthe and sex.
  • Made from high quality dental acrylics.
  • 18 years of fang making experience.
  • Good for singing.
  • Feel like your real teeth when being worn.”

This is one of the customers in his gallery:

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^IWTV-style fangs, I think, bc this dude vampire has the lateral incisors done, too ❤

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Hit the jump for a little more, anyone w/ more info is welcome to share or tag someone who does!


I’ve also seen my fair share of custom fangs made by dentists who are willing to do cosmetic work, like the plastic surgeons who are willing to make your ears pointy for superficial reasons. Much more expensive, I would assume. Here’s a picture of a fan at a booksigning for PL in ‘14 who I think had permanent fangs and hers were… in my opinion… too big. She reminded me a little more of a sabretooth tiger than a vampiress but hey! It worked for her. 

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[X] Sorry for the low-res, it was hard to get any snaps of her! Her fangs were concealed when her mouth was closed, but her lip was pushed out to make room, I guess, and I think she had a little difficulty talking. Hers seemed very durable.

thelionscrimsonclaws:

sam-biteback:

Lestat and Louis by Diana Elisabeth Raum

Oh! Perfection!

Dear my Charming Prince Lestat, in a post over a year ago you mentioned having made custom fangs made for a friend of yours molded off of your own. May you pretty please – with a blood drop on top – elaborate on that? And Louis, what was your reaction to Lestat getting his tattoo? (Your words, not his)

Oui, ma petite. I did mention that particular gift *smiles* and it is a gift that keeps on giving… It was a gift for a mortal we have grown extremely attached to, allowed his life to tangle into ours, and shared some very intimate evenings together. “Ours” not in the royal sense but in the Mine and Louis’ sense.

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Our beloved Brian Callahan drove into our lives one night by chance; he was assigned to chauffeur us to the airport on a night that we preferred mortal transit. Since then, he became a personal assistant, friend, and then even closer as a lover for one or both of us at different times… It’s difficult to say that fate was not involved. I don’t know that I would call it fate that brought Louis and I together, but a similar invisible thread must have brought Brian to us as the one that brought Louis and I together. 

During our more intimate moments, I’d wanted to see Brian with fangs of his own, wanted him to be able to pierce our flesh without hand-held blades (even as erotic as seeing him with an antique razor has been) or having us do it for him, but there is more consideration to be had over whether he wants the more permanent fangs. The custom fangs are fashioned of a white pearlescent metal that he can remove, but again, they are not just for show; the intention was for them to be functional and they are reinforced enough that he can truly bite, quite firmly and pleasurably. What he has are stunning and vicious training wheels *flicks fangs* We all enjoy them.

I will add here that the fangsmith who made his fangs had been very impressed with mine, and asked me, repeatedly, “Who did your work?” and refused to believe that they’re real. Finally I told him, “Magnus.”

And the fangsmith said he’d never heard of that designer. I replied very curtly: “He’s French and he’s dead.”

…Louis will answer your other question separately, about the time I had “Property of Louis” tattooed across my chest just to rile him, it was a trick that could only be done once, and his reaction far exceeded my expectations!


//ooc; I meant to write that fic about the custom fangs, and it’s @vampchronfic/@gairid‘s OC, Brian Callahan (click his name for more about him, but if you really want to get to know him, you’ll have to read Gairid’s fics on AO3!

Also, wow, I am beyond flattered that you dug that deeply into my archive to followup on that. *hearteyes* I had asked Gairid if I could write that fic with her OC, and she’s even given me notes and encouragement for it, but like many fic ideas, it’s fallen to the backburner. 

Your ask has renewed my interest in it… and maybe I’ll try to actually write it. Thank you for that!

^All of which also applies to the tattoo thing, too! We’ll see what Louis says in his answer about it. 

hedwig-dordt:

zwartezwaluw:

elsajeni:

noccor:

sleepyminyard:

haramzada:

awkwardlyinsane:

Oh

All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever

fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey) out of some sort of hetero football-rage during the game but barry insists it wasn’t a bite which is apparently a hard concept for the football association to grasp cause they cant think of any other explaination for the above image lmao

That ain’t no bite

I think my favorite part of this gif is the third guy walking by in the background, who judging by his expression is pretty sure he’s just won the league-wide betting pool on when these dudes will finally break down and admit their love.

@eatingcroutons

@zooeyscigar that gentle nibble reminded me of you. 

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the-found-princess:

a short presentation on why you should watch ‘what we do in the shadows’
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  also it’s on netflix!

p.s the dvd is £4 on amazon just saying

superhiki:

The VC chat requested Louis in my interview outfit from the other day- It was a successful interview so I drew the look! Red cap, ugly sweater, felt bag, corduroy pants, cowboy boots, and a heart shaped locket.

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we-called-it-our-conversation:

I’m not saying it’s what happened but it’s what happened.

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great-tweets:

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