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#A+ parenting #heâll definitely hate this and go out and feed himself properly like I do #he better not think he can eat junk food like this /all/ the frickinâ time…
IDK about other vampires, but I would say that Ricean vampires are not in fact poisoned by dead blood, they can drink it, itâs just very distasteful to them. Iâm not going to use all the equivocating language like âmay,â and âmight,â this is all my very strong opinion on this topic so as always #your headcanon may vary, donât take it personally if we disagree.
{{Oh Louis, bb, we know, it gets cold so quicklyâŠ}}
The huge difference between dead mortal (human or animal) blood and vampire blood is that the *~vampiric parasite~* in vampire blood keeps them alive/undead. Ricean vampires arenât 100% dead (though they may poetically feel that way), they are metamorphosed into a supernatural accident.Â
Lestat does say in the movie (and this is probably where the confusion about the supposed lethalness of dead blood comes from, too), âYou let me drink *dead* blood?!â and it might seem like he means that the deadness of it was the lethally poisonous aspect of it, when in actuality he knows heâs been drugged, it was the absinthe & laudanum combo thatâs incapacitated him. Still, those drugs are not poisonous to a vampire; he asks to be put in his coffin like a mortal might want to be put to bed, to sleep it off. Claudia did it to bring his defenses down so she had a chance at killing him. He couldnât fend her off as well in that drugged state.
In TVL, Lestat goes to Armand in Paris for help after Claudia and Louis try to assassinate him a second time, and Armand throws him in a locked cell with a dead mortal for dinner:
âSometime in the dark, I discovered a mortal victim there. But the victim was dead. Cold blood, nauseating blood. The worst kind of feeding, lying on that clammy corpse, sucking up what was left.â
^So clearly dead blood is not bad in the sense of being poisonous, just icky đ It must still have some minimal nutritional value since he feeds on it anyway.
Hit the jump for a little more, cut for length.
Lethal/poisonous blood is not about the blood itself, but is about the moment of death of the victim: What movie!Lestat warns Claudia about in Vampiring 101: (and he warns Louis in the book!IWTV) is that she must stop drinking before the victimâs heart stops, at least in the beginning, or else the victim could take her down with them in death. Thatâs more about the soul separating from its body at the moment of death. Older/stronger vampires can keep drinking and slurp the impact of the death down, too. Lestat describes doing it in TVL against his makerâs advice bc of course he goes against his makerâs advice: Â
ââŠand when the blood came it was
pure voluptuousness. In fact, it was so exquisite that I forgot
completely about drawing away before the heart stopped. We were on
our knees in the snow together, and it was a wallop, the life going into
me with the blood. I couldnât move for a long moment. Hmmm,
broke the rules already, I thought. Am I supposed to die now?
Doesnât look like that is going to happen. Just this rolling delirium.â
Also worth noting is that when mortals are turned in canon, they describe vampire blood as being extremely delicious, satisfying in more than a physical way:âAnd it was not merely the dry hissing coil of the thirst that was quenched and dissolved, it was all my craving, all the want and misery and hunger that I had ever known.â – Lestat (TVL). Strong words! AR has equated the Dark Gift to childbirth and I think the act of the fledgling feeding on their maker is very much like an infant at its motherâs breast. That kind of nourishment is physical AND emotional.
Personally, Iâve tasted dead blood very recently, I just had chocolate blood pudding a few days ago at the Feeding Hannibal dinner (with @mferret9â, @sarah-thetrappedcat, and @thatironstringâ!) and it was yummy but it does not produce that kind of satisfaction. At least not for me!
Well, it depends what part of canon youâre at, and what amount of canon you accept.* Â Iâm still not entirely sure what my headcanon is w/ his current abilities, but even if you ignore all of canon after IWTV, heâs been a vampire 225 years so heâs stronger just through age if nothing else.Â
Heâs also one of the only vampires in canon who has never âgone to groundâ (hiding/burying oneself in the ground for an extended period of time in a state of complete or semi-unconsciousness), even though heâs had very good reasons to ;A;
 Armand describes Louisâ lack of powers here in TVA: ââŠunable to read minds, or to levitate, or to spellbind others except inadvertently, which can be hilarious, an immortal with whom mortals fall in love.â
Just from IWTV and into the later books, yes, Louis is referred to as physically weaker than the other vampires, and he doesnât exhibit any of the gifts that some other fledglings have in canon (like telepathy, telekinesis). This doesnât mean he doesnât have any of these now, but that he hasnât really exercised them in canon.Â
Lestat tells us in TVL:Â âI never revealed to him half my powers, and with reason, because he shrank in guilt and self-loathing from using even half of his own.â
But heâs still stronger and faster than a mortal. Heâs also able to defend himself and kick a lot of ass, so to call him âreally weakâ is probably an overstatement. What he lacks physically he makes up for mentally, heâs strategic in the way he attacks when he does attack, and he can hold his own against much stronger and older vampires (he took out most of the Theatre des Vampires on his own in IWTV!)
Part of his weakness in comparison to the rest of the coven is the fact that he was Lestatâs 3rd fledgling in such a short period of time after Lestatâs 2nd fledgling (Nicolas). In Ricean vampire physiology, a maker needs to wait a good long while between making fledglings; too much frequency will make subsequent fledglings weaker than they could have been. Plus, even though Lestat had the blood of a much older and stronger vampire when he was turned, Lestat himself was only a decade into vampiring himself. It seems the vampiric spirit discourages the transfer of powers from young vampires to their fledglings. If anyone got the bulk of that power, it was Gabrielle, Lestatâs first.
There is also some speculation that the blood transfer needs to be exchanged more than once (how it was done w/ Louis) to ensure a stronger fledgling. Marius, for example, exchanged blood with his maker multiple times when he was turned.
*Spoilers under the cut.
Louis was upgraded in Merrick, and in PL, he can fly (the Cloud Gift). We donât know if he has any others now. Maybe weâll find out in PLROA! He has a significant role in it, according to AR.
Tumblr is so exhausting. Not everyone or everything is bad. Everyone and everything eventually fucks up and says/does something they shouldnât but not everyone and everything should be written off because of those things. Itâs so, so fucking tiring to read people having to constantly justify their enjoyment of someone or something. Liking someone or something does not mean you condone everything about it or them.Â
Cutting out someone or something that is important to you or has a positive impact on you just because someone on Tumblr says theyâre problematic or digs up old receipts is so upsetting and unnecessary. You do you. Enjoy what you enjoy, recognize the problems it inevitably has, but donât feel pressure to give someone or something up if you donât want to and if they make you happy. Itâs fine. Youâre allowed.Â
That depends of course on what sort of vampire weâre aiming for. Infectious vampirism would require an infectious agents of course and there I would tend more towards viruses because they do muck around with DNA and protein construction so for physical changes thatâd be neat.
At the same time, parasitic infectious a la The Strain are also really tempting, especially because it drifts over into âbehavioural changes caused by parasitesâ which is just hella cool, though I figure that those vampires would be sitting halfway between what we tend to think of as vampires and Umbrella Corp zombies.Â
If weâre going with non-infectious vampirism, the field of genetics is wiiiiide open, though personally Iâm not a huge fan of the whole âsuper predatorâ thing because again, evolution the straight C student. You wouldnât get twilight-style âsuper attractive/fast/strongâ because frankly one of those would be perfectly sufficient and as we all know, the concept of evolution is to get a âgood enoughâ and thatâs it. Look at cheetahs. Theyâre incredibly speedy, but like sighthounds theyâre not terribly strong. They donât need to be. If you can run your intended prey down and strangle-bite the exhausted gazelle, thereâs no need for you to be able to rip it into two parts as well.Â
So like, youâre vampires are fabulously hot, chances are itâs a prey lure tactic and theyâre not very fast. If you make them poisonous they might not even be very strong. On the other hands, if theyâre ugly as sin youâre most likely looking at something thatâs doesnât need to make humans come close it so it probably *is* really speedy and/or strong enough to kill you before you can get away.
So uh yeah basically first you gotta settle on what sort of vampirism you want and then you gotta consider how youâd arrive at that particular kind through evolutionary sensible means (meaning with the last amount of effort). Thankfully nature provides for a lot of inspiration already if you want to wrangle out specific details.Â