I saw this and I was like “what a perfect opportunity to draw more really stupid VC shit”
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, ‘Dear Jim: I loved your card.’ Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, ‘Jim loved your card so much he ate it.’ That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.
In regards to your Winona Ryder post, how about Pandora?
Works for me! She might be a vampire already, she’s ageless 😀 I mean LOOKIT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

[fanart by auroraenchante]
Someone else suggested she’d be good as Dora, I’m good with that, too.
Why are vampires so cute?
It’s for giving you a false sense of security.

Honey, stop telling me I’m cute. I’m a creature of the night. I’m supposed to scare civilians. [X by takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever]
I’m doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it.
Just want some bloody PEACE.