Dear Lestat, I suppose you would create a better alias than just one letter, but have you considered that an alias is merely a means of hiding behind a façade – and perhaps I’m tired of doing just that? That one letter is my initial. I would give you my first name, but I’ve been told that names hold power and I’m not sure I’m ready to give that up. By the way, are you familiar with ‘Il Principe’ by Machiavelli? I figure it would come in handy when socializing in certain circles. Sincerely, H.

//ooc; I’m going to have to stop this right here bc Lestat doesn’t want to address it all. You’re picking on him for gently picking on you for signing off w/ one initial bc that would have been Louis’ indicator that Lestat wasn’t sending himself anons bc Lestat comes up w/ these ridiculous aliases in canon, so we both just… cannot continue. There’s other Lestats to RP more realistically with 😛

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(Also, I haven’t read that book, and I don’t know much about it, so my Lestat is sort of lost on that, too, when canon Lestat probably at least has thoughts on it.)

Lestat, is it true you are the fairest of them all? (PS. Tell Louis I said hi.)

♛I am devastatingly attractive. I wouldn’t say “fairest of them all,” but it’s one of my many burdens to bear *sigh* Armand will never know the extent of this burden, being so much less attractive.

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P.S. I am not your messenger boy, Louis does not need anonymous people randomly saying hi to him!!

Dear Lestat, thank you for answering my question on matters of the heart; your insight is very helpful! I do have another important question, though. Would you turn anyone into a vampire if they asked for it? Is it entirely up to you? Or are there certain rules by which you must abide? Not that I would want to be turned, of course – I’m asking for a friend… (sounds credible enough, right?) Sincerely, H.

♛I’m printing your message to show Louis AND Armand that at least ONE PERSON finds my insight very helpful! And thanked me for it! On second thought, Armand will probably suggest that I sent this message to myself but Louis knows I don’t do that. He knows I would invent a longer pseudonym, he knows I couldn’t bear to have an alias go by only one letter *smiles*

As much as I enjoy the act itself, no, I wouldn’t turn just anyone into a vampire if they asked for it. Other vampires in our coven might have a different answer, but I choose people who I can’t release to death… and the reasons for choosing them vary.

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As far as rules about it, well, a few of us, myself included, have broken the no-underage people rule, but that is still one of our main guidelines about it. There’s no board approval to do it, but we all try to keep our emotions in check and not turn every sexy tattooed barista we meet, not every musician whose talent we long to preserve for eternity. I admit I have something of a taste for musicians…

You have to understand that the Dark Gift is not an exact science, as with mortal pregnancy, there’s no guarantee of a good outcome. Every time we do it there is the chance that the person will die in the process, if they lose focus, if I lose focus, if the vampiric spirit fails to adhere to theirs… if there’s not enough blood to exchange,… so many ways for it to fail, and if Louis had died that night… I don’t like to think about it. There was a good chance he was ready to choose Death over me. 

And then, there are worse things than death. Nicolas seemed to be an animated corpse at first, and I could barely stand to look at his face, devoid of his own expressions, barely functioning… and then when he woke, I couldn’t celebrate that either. He was another someone I barely recognized. Was it the Blood or was it something he always had within him and kept from me? I might never know.

Hi!!! You just shared a fanart of Pariston Hill and that made me so happy because I like Hunter x Hunter as much as TVC!! If you ever want to watch a good anime series, see HxH.

That fanart was by @superhiki​,… added to my list ;]

THIS IS THE SUIT FROM THE FANART woah. So sparkly. Can’t wait to see ppl cosplaying this bc Lestat will. You totally know he will.

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Dear Lestat, I was reading Louis’ Interview and it occurred to me that, at 24, I’m the same age Louis was when you made him and I desperately do not want to grow old. Please, please, please will you turn me? I promise never to leave you for long and never set you on fire, to do my utmost to never be boring, and to always drag your magnificent ass out of whatever mess you manage to get yourself into.

♛Funny how you’re reading his book, and you want what he initially hated. It’s endlessly amusing to me how much he’s changed since then *smiles*

You promise to always drag my magnificent ass out of whatever mess I manage to get myself into?! *laughs* That’s quite an offer. I’ll take the compliment, too. 

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There’s more to being someone’s eternal companion than babysitting your maker, entertaining them, and refraining from setting them on fire. I’d say that anyone signing themselves up for that will find setting me – or themself! – on fire to be irresistibly appealing. 

*Sigh* 24 is so young. More so now than in the 18th century, what with life expectancy so long now. I took Louis because I found in him a kindred spirit, even if we do not express that spirit in the same ways. He forced me to turn him sooner than I would have preferred, he would’ve died if I had given him much more time.  

But all this is completely ignoring the fact that you have written to me anonymously! How do I fall in love with a mask? How do I bring someone into a dark eternal existence of bloodthirsty murder and mayhem when I don’t even know what kind of music they like, if they’re actually a Chaotic Evil psychopath, or…. worst of all… if they are significantly taller than me…??? Do you see my dilemma?

Hey, remember a few months ago when Anne had that attack of Shingles and couldn’t write? That was Nature trying to stop PLROA.

People Of the Page w/ no sense of humor:

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People Of the Page w/ a sense of humor:

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People Off the Page w/ a sense of humor:

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People Off the Page w/ no sense of humor:

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People confused about their spot on the spectrum:

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I wonder, could you ever turn animals into vampire-animals? Like, can you turn a cat? A dog? A lion? O.o

((When I was 11, I wrote a terrible short fanfic from the POV of a vampire dog which Lestat had turned as an experiment. I don’t remember anything about it except that the dog was pretty happy as a vampire dog… it’s lost to time and space forever. Just thought that might amuse you!))

IDK about vampire animals in other media, I’m sure someone has done it, but IIRC, they’re not in VC canon at all. I don’t know if AR has considered it, with all the implications that follow. Could the world survive packs of vampire dogs and cats? Herds of vampire horses?

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Lions?

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Tigers?

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Bears? Oh my…. Could a vampire chimpanzee (or rat!) turn a human into a vampire? Would it matter if the animal was a herbivore or would it have to be an omnivore, like humans are? If the vampire lab in PL is still running, maybe they’re experimenting on animals. #FIC REQUEST.

In some religions, animals are considered not to have souls at all, or that they lack the same type of soul that humans have. in VC, the soul seems to be a crucial element in anchoring the vampiric spirit to its host body during Dark Gift transfer.

Also, just physiologically, not all infectious diseases are transmittable between animals and humans. For example, humans cannot get Feline AIDS and feline leukemia virus (FeLV) from cats [animalplanet.com]. 

  • Zoonotic diseases: diseases transmitted from animals to humans through media such as air (like influenza) or through bites and saliva (like rabies).

  • Reverse zoonosis: human viruses that infect other animals.

I headcanon that vampirism is not a reverse zoonotic disease.

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[^X by @woutertulp]

Recycling this from a previous answer; It’s funny you mention vampire animals bc the question was raised, when old age finally started to rear its ugly head for Mojo… 

Lestat: What if we could heal him with-

Louis: NO Lestat. No.

Lestat: Just an experiment to-

Louis: We’re not making a vampire dog that’s a crime against nature we have to draw the line somewhere.

Lestat: *pouts*

Louis: *glares*

Lestat: *pouts harder*

Louis: *glares harder*

Lestat: Ok confession time: I already tried to give him a few drops of blood and he was not at all interested. Repulsed really.

Louis: *ragged sigh*

Lestat: It was worth a try!

Louis: Then why were you even asking me?

Lestat: I thought he might prefer yours

Louis: *slaps Lestat hard across the face and storms out*


I remember hearing about (but not reading) Bunnicula, “a children’s book series written by James Howe, featuring a vampire rabbit that sucks the juice out of vegetables,” but I know that’s not quiiiiite what you were looking for, lol.

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^Lookit the widdle fangs! Bunnicula even has the classic “widow’s peak” hairline in their fur like Dracula *u* and a “cape” in the fur?? I think it’s been adapted to an animated series, too.

Other quotes I found about animal-human disease transmission:

  • “While most feline infectious diseases affect only cats, and most human infectious diseases affect only humans, it is important to be aware that some of these diseases—called zoonotic diseases—can be transmitted between cats and people.” [X]  
  • “The general rule is that viruses have a narrow range of suitable living conditions (ie body temperature, metabolism etc) and are not easily passed between species. There are some exceptions to this, but the common cold is not one of them and you will not pass it on to your cats, it cannot live in their higher body temperature.” [X]

Also relevant is zombie animals. In The Walking Dead, there are no zombie animals, and I found a forum where ppl were discussing it (walkingdeadforums.com), whether it’s true that the original comic artist set the canon for that bc he “does not enjoy drawing animals so much,” or whether there might be a scientific reason for it…. Zombie animals are as equally debatable as vampire animals!

Dear Lestat, could you give me romance advice (since you’re very experienced with the topic)? I’m bi and I think I might like both my closest guy and girl best friends. The three of us are very close. My best girl friend knows I’m bi. She also recently told me she thinks she likes our other friend and idk how he feels about us. The three of us act a whole lot closer than just friends despite saying it’s only platonic. I really don’t know what to do. Thank you Santa Lestat. (:

♛A polyamorous relationship? *sits up, grins, rubs his hands together* Anon, if and when you successfully manage it, you tell me how to do it! I’ve been trying for years to get Louis to accept David and David to accept Louis for this very arrangement; does it not make perfect sense that if they love me separately, they should be able to love me together, at the same time, in the same bed, or wherever we are?! Why the hell not! Alas.

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I do have some experience with threesomes – and moresomes – but only really outside the context of a relationship, and that is typically with people who don’t expect the ongoing relationship aspect. These purely physical interludes can be extremely satisfying, the extra set of hands, the extra lips… etc. Such indulgence. Like an upgrade from your bathtub to a jacuzzi with jets (Not that I don’t also love my bathtub as it is *flicks a fang*).

I won’t tell you it’s not worth trying, but I would advise you to tread carefully, especially if you’ve all called it platonic already. As in a two-person friendship that you might want to escalate into a romantic relationship, there’s the risk of losing them if the feeling isn’t mutual. How do you know when to do it in that situation? Well… every relationship, between friends or lovers, is defined by the people in it, you mutually set the expectations and limits together. 

When do you decide that you want to be closer to someone? What are the signals they give that they want that, too? Not every relationship requires physical intimacy, that’s something you mutually decide, too. 

My love life is flashing before my eyes and I can’t pick out answers to those questions *frowns* Unfairly, the best I can tell you is what’s been true for me, that you’ll know when you know, when you can’t keep your hands to yourself because you need their skin on yours, you want to feel their heartbeat with your own and you have a burning need to ask them, “Can I hold your hand?” … And you are 99% sure that they’ll say, “Yes.”

Do you think fanart will ever be regarded as highly and with as much respect as gallery/contemporary art?

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Well technically this is a work of fanart:

So I’m going to assume you mean the kind of stuff me and friends draw that will most likely never be held in the same regard as Millais because it’s niche outsider art made by amateur women and teens? Even though the art we make is more relevant as a commentary on our culture than anything a dead white guy painted?

I think we’re intelligent enough that we can decide what’s worth looking at if we want to. If dead white guys want to keep up, they should learn how to text.

*bangs fist on table* SLAY EUCLASE SLAY! ❤