gavriiel:

Lestat:excuse me? i lost my daughter, Claudia. can i make an announcement?

person at the counter:yeah sure

Lestat:*leans into mic* goodbye you piece of shit

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@eliestela! As per request~ pics of my vampiry mug and a rare partial selfie bc reasons, got it for my birthday last year from the lovely @gairid/@vampchronfic! It’s got 2 sides w/ text: “FAN OF THE FANG” and “Start your day off positive… A Positive” <– har har vampire puns. It’s perfect and I use it p much every day at home bc ppl at the office already think I’m iffy when I occasionally wear my 3-finger ring *eyeroll* bc FAVE MUG.

BTW, if you want one, I found it on eBay, there’s a few listings there.

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Also felt like including: Lestat pillow by @sheepskeleton (@sheepskeleton-art) which I had to buy for reasons (now I sleep w/ him every night har har) ❤ Pillow can be bought in several sizes at sheep’s store,

on her Redbubble and Society6

😅

(BC apparently I am a salesman for everything, if u like my lil’ teal squishy crature in the BG there, he’s a Squishmallow.)

Local man realizes whiskey isn’t an appropriate breakfast

eliestela:

violeteyedvampiremolloy:

Now that’s a news flash….

“What do you mean it is not appropiate breakfast?”

When you’re motivated to write smut out of spite

yourshipisfine:

queerlybeloveds:

lyresnake:

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@nihilnovisubsole

Thing is, most today´s anti´s are too young to get the joke.

Which makes it doubly hilarious.

Also u guys those lemons are REAL?? I think?? and for sale!

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@sanguinivora demanded a visual explanation of how to pronounce Lestat’s name so here it is…

elisepolo:

I’m so glad I was the one who had to empty
the mailbox today, if my mother found this I would have to do a whole lot of
explaining. Also, the postman probably thinks I’m crazy now for receiving this.

I opened the mailbox hoping that my Ebay package had arrived. But when I looked I saw this, the flipside with
my name on it caught my eye. I never get postcards, from who could this be? I
twist it around and see this crazy picture and suddenly I remember, this is
from I-want-my-IWTV! A big smile appears on my face, I totally wasn’t expecting
this and I had already kind of forgotten about her saying that I would get
this. My fangirl feelings suddenly went through the roof. It was kinda
awesome to pretend that this card might have come from Mr. de Lioncourt himself 🙂  Thank you @i-want-my-iwtv you have made my day. The text on the back was also very fitting.

Afterwards I had to get some groceries
and I was smiling constantly while shopping just because this card was such a
nice surprise. I thought showing it with my VC books would be fitting, so I
did.

I approve of the choice of display <333 And what a nice story to add to it, I’m very pleased with your reaction ^_____^

P.S. There are alot of judgemental postal workers who’ve seen these cards, I’m sure… but maybe some were VC fans? And were jealous?!

ANYWAY you’re very welcome, and actually, I sent myself one for the same purpose… I wanted a card from them, too! *u*

Here’s that fanart by @ashetray, btw. 

OMG I’M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK WITH YOUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS THEY ARE SO GREAT I SERIOUSLY CAN’T <333333

REALLY? omg this makes my heart happy. JUST THIS ONE REACTION made the vid worth doing… *hugs Anon*

I have other ideas in the pipeline JUST YOU WAIT at least one of them, just talking about the CONCEPT makes me laugh so I know it’s worth the effort.