I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope
[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK
Tag Archives: CLOSE ENOUGH
Tumblr is very excited about this new function.
9res:
when will a vampire bite me already and take me away from this Terrible Human Life
Is that not a canon quote from Daniel Molloy to the vampire Armand?
[fanart by @remarried]
Video: Owl Gives Zero F**ks
[Disney ladies from last night]
(502): i need a costume for that party. Even if I’m just taking it off
Me
It’s probably Lestat.
Confirmed, that’s Lestat.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
I-want-my-IWTV 