G.O.B.: The real problem is, she keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? Michael: It’s probably wisdom. Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
Such gifts you give to me. How could I possibly refuse?
Armando, is it? I believe I can tell you otherwise since it was a name I chose, not a name I was given. I suppose I should be grateful it is not any worse.
At least it is not like that evening when Daniel discovered the etymology of my name and addressed me as Herman while laughing uproariously every. single. time he said the word. I don’t imagine many vampires have died from being strangled for obvious reasons, but the temptation to experiment was quite overwhelming after a certain point.
You know, Armando has a nice ring to it…
What about Hermando? (sorry. I had too. You guys made me snort laughter.)
[I heard that there is a place under Les Innocents where you can sell your soul to the beautiful red-haired demon, if you have a soul, of course. Or you can come to me and I’ll introduce you to Satan if I manage to make a connection, it’s been five years since I sold my soul to them so it might be a little difficult to find him now. You’re free to contact other cult members, a lot of people have sold their souls to join team Armand and I recommend it immensely.
Or just contact Anne Rice, she is the supreme life-ruiner and I’m sure she’d be happy to have your soul, I’ve heard she feeds off readers’ souls.
*tips mic* thank you for joining me this evening. this song is called, I never express my feelings so this is what it’s like inside of me. *screams for 12 hours*
♛You dear little thing! I can tell that you have been good enough for this reward, certainly *smiles broadly* You know, giving you a kiss is also a sort of gift to the kisser, as well, as I get to enfold you in my arms first, taunt myself with your unique scent, enjoy that closeness for a moment in the darkness of your anonymity, before that light kiss is delivered. *mwah*
Coven, consider this loving message conveyed to you as well! Undying eternal love, hm? Perhaps this is from one of our own? Step into the light, Anon *grins*
PS. I like “Lestanta.” It has a ring to it. Like a stanza of music. Hmmmm… Although kittyslover’s title of Santa Lestat was a bit closer to my frequent papal desires in that Santa means Saint. I digress… Perhaps this should be included in my next staggering work of heartbreaking genius.
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