Armand: The thing is… I have something big to tell you.
Lestat: You know you can say anything to me. We’ve known each other for years, and there is absolutely nothing that could dent our impenetrable bond.
Armand: I’m dating Louis.
Lestat: You’re dead to me.
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Louis: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Lestat: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.
“I can’t leave Marius. I’ve barely scratched the surface of the approval I need from him.”
— Lestat (via incorrecttvcquotes)
VC Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Lestat: I’m really sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m really mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Lestat (to Louis): This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.
Lestat(about Gabrielle): Gabrielle is my best friend in the world, and I give her a million kisses a day. She does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long.
Gabrielle: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Louis: I was raised Catholic. I’m not sure if you can tell that from the EVERYTHING about me.
Daniel: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Armand: *pointing to chest* I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Marius: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
David: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Nicolas: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of that exhaustion.
Claudia: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Santino: We go into the church and I was like “I got this under control.” And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.
Khayman: Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!
Lestat: Oh, don’t worry about me. My dreams were shattered a long time ago.
Claudia: How many years ago?
Lestat: How old are you?
Lestat: maybe, we could, you know… do a friends with benefits kinda thing 😉
Louis: how would I benefit from being friends with you?
David: I can’t tell if you’re being arrogant or ignorant.
Lestat: Both, I imagine.
Lestat: I let Mojo drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Santino: Once again: kinda weird, but not a sin.
The Daniel I know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. I once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Marius, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, ‘It’s basically a smoothie.’
Armand (via incorrecttvcquotes)
Louis: I hate Lestat.
Claudia: Then you might be sending him mixed signals by making out with him.
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