Language, Lestat! There are children present! [x]
( @i-want-my-iwtv )
OMG #perfect just perfect
{2/2} Yes, these are the Right Questions. You know that’s just my reference to the line in the movie, right? Not to be taken as intimidation, Armand may have meant it more like, “Ask the questions that I have good answers for so it will make me look smart and attractive to you.”
Yes, they can get drunk off of victim blood!
Lestat mentions it first in IWTV: “Wine…Both of them had drunk too much wine. I found myself tapping the fence posts with a stick to make a tune,” he laughed. “But I don’t like it, the dizziness. Do you like it?’ And when he looked at me I had to smile at him because the wine was working in him and he was mellow;… his face looked warm and reasonable…”
Okay whatever we know u LOVE it, Lestat.
But they can’t drink it directly from the bottle bc Ricean vampires lose alot of digestive anatomy when they’re turned. So their bodies just can’t metabolize it.
Which is pretty much the case w/ smoking, too. The other obstacle is that they don’t really aspirate. They sigh and huff and whatever for dramatic effect, but they don’t technically BREATHE. But how can they talk, then?? Well SOME air is passing through, but not the amount we mortals need.
I do think Lestat smokes cigarettes just to irritate Louis, and also to satisfy his oral fixation, his need to fidget w/ smtg, and as an excuse to carry a cool lighter around ;D
So as far as the Night Island coven collectively blazing it (this image is making me grin so hard #FANART REQUEST), they can take a victim like Rihanna here, let her do the work and look gorgeous, and then they can pass her around, respectfully. The rule is Bite-Bite-Pass ^,….,^
I think you’re thinking of smoking mentioned in movie!IWTV:
Louis: Perhaps you’d like another cigarette?
Daniel: Yeah, I suppose I would. It’s not bothering you, is it?
Louis: No.
Daniel: No, I don’t assume that it would be, I mean, it’s not like you’re gonna die from cancer or anything, is it?
Louis: No, I don’t think so.
In book!IWTV, Louis dispels the myth about vampires transforming into steam (I cut it a bit for length):
Daniel: And what about the rumor about keyholes? That you can … become steam and go through them.
Louis: I wish I could. How positively delightful. I should like to pass through all manner of different keyholes and feel the tickle of their peculiar shapes. No. That is, how would you say today … bullshit?
^Bonus: a smoking David from the Lost Boys.
{½} Absolutely NOT a stupid question! Congrats on earning the post-final exhaustion ;D
I loooooooooooooove vampire biology questions
sign me the FRACK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 and it required 2 separate answers so yeah that’s why this took so long, had to really consider it.
You are correct, Ricean vamps can’t eat food. Blood doesn’t need to be warm, specifically, but it needs to be coming from a LIVING victim.* Even more fun when that victim is almost blackout drunk like Louis is here (more on that in my second response to you):
I don’t recall any specific mentions of lipstick or chapstick in canon! ANY. So I’ll go with my own headcanon and say that it probably varies, vampire to vampire, but I would guess that their heightened senses make the texture of lipsticks and lipglosses interesting to wear and kiss on others.
The flavored makeup would probably not taste good to them like it does for us since those flavors are meant to simulate actual food; cherry chapstick – which I personally love bc it gives you tint and a pleasant smell/taste – would probably taste like a smear of motor oil to a Ricean vampire.
Can you imagine Lestat pulling out a napkin and wiping off your lipstick before he kisses you? “There that’s better. That ah…. color didn’t suit you.”
*Dead blood is not really poisonous on its own, but is just very distasteful, like really old coffee.
When Lestat is sickened in IWTV, it’s bc it’s dead blood, the victim’s soul had already left, but the blood was still warm from the laudanum. Vampires have an intense dislike for being near dead bodies, Lestat was probably so overcome that Claudia seemed to want a truce that he ignored all the red flags ;A;
Sketch for @vraik of Louis trying to get Armand and Lestat to behave/get along. I know they would forget the bet, or at least look over it, once Louis rails against them for attempting to use the kitchen as a surgery theater…
Hey, re: Lestat = overweight golden retriever post: submit pics/gifs of your VC characters as animals! Bonus points if you include dialogue, canon quotes, and/or reasons for your choice(s). I’ll collect them and post my faves.
Here’s Owl!Armand and Cat!Lestat [X]:
“no means no armand” *boops his nose*
@laurasking said: Does Lestat KNOW you think of him as an overweight retriever?
@i-want-my-iwtv replied:
HE KNOWS. Lestat related so much to Dug from Up it was scary. He is so much more of a dog person than anyone is comfortable with.
^After every misadventure crawling back to Louis
^When he was chained up at the end of MtD [X]
^Attracted by smtg shiny clearly. Or someone who has given him the slightest reason to believe that he can get some petting out of them.
The resemblance is uncanny: Dug’s blond, has a huge tongue, and has teeny feet, too!
myst-l-vie reblogged your photoset and added:
“The fucking firetruck” is what made me lose it haha! Oh, I love your edits, darling
Merci *u* I love that one too! Ppl miss alot of my quality stuff bc it’s buried in the archive, get your shovels and go dig it up! That firetruck one was from Jan ‘16.
And I made these just now FOR YOU and they are pretty dark oh well I’m only a little bit sorry.
Don’t forget Lestat is half Italian and Yes Louis would like some.
Thought you guys might like a peek at my folders in which I capture frames to make gifs – and some of these were abandoned for whatever reason and were never giffed out – and what I label them and a few of them too bc why not?
Louis_Spits_001_v001: he’s beauty he’s grace he spits it back in yo face
Claudia_andBoys_001_v002: Claudia dont play w/ ur food #bad manners
Lestat_Perfect_justPerfect_001_v003: This guy thinks he’s in control lol
Claudia_DontTouchMe_001_v002: Kitty decides if/when you can pet her.
♛You are most welcome, dearest.
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