Go ahead, suit yourself! *gestures to Louis, sitting on a nearby divan. Louis lowers the newspaper he was reading.* But know that his gift-giving skills are mediocre at best. He needs a lot of direction in that department. I canât deny that sitting in his lap might be gift enough, however *evil smile*
Just donât wriggle too much. Heâs got a low tolerance for ebullient people, I should know from personal experience *huffs off*
Depends on who Iâm up againstâŠ.but Iâm lethal enough on my own.  My nails, teeth, strength, and will to live are my best weapons and not much is a match for me.  The axâŠwell, thatâs more for show.  If I am overwhelmed and need to turn to weapons, then weâre all in trouble, wouldnât you think?Â
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~~~ Translation ~~~
â Tom Cruise X Brad Pitt â
Interview with the Vampire A world of too beautiful vampires
Whatever people may say, Tom and Bradâs vampire looks are breathtakingly gorgeous. The scene where they drink the blood of a beautiful woman charms you before you realise it. But aesthetics is ephemeral, and the vampireâs world is cruel. Itâs a worth seeing masterpiece with a splendid cast in full force. [drawingâs little comments] Lestat the vampire (Tom) – Former human Louis ; Blond Tom is also beautiful⊠The period clothings are charming as well â€
Armand, don’t try to kiss Louis, even just to greet him, in front of Lestat. Generally inviting disaster and flipping him the bird at the same time will probably make it an even worse offense
âEt tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer Ă faire ça, c’est ma metieret ma passion terrible.ooc; *hides face* because youâre gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. âAâ for effort, I award it to myself.
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