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G.O.B.: Ah, she wants to talk to you. Got it.
G.O.B.: For some reason, women feel safe around you. Maybe because you’ve only had sex four times.
Michael: Four women, not four times
Episode 1×12 “Marta Complex”

#does anyone else remember that part in iwtv where claudia asks louis what sex is like #and he gets all huffy and is like GOOD NIGHT MADAME #i think he literally says that #and it’s like one of my favorite parts because louis is being insufferable and endearing at the same time #which is pretty much his main skill

Yes! It went like this:

“`It was something hurried, […] and … it was seldom savored … something acute that was quickly lost. I think that it was the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Ahhh …’ she said. `Like hurting you as I do now … that is also the pale shadow of killing.’
” ‘Yes, madam,’ I said to her. `I am inclined to believe that is correct.’
And bowing swiftly, I bade her good-night. “