I love your tumblr name. I WANT MY INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE! Back when vampires burned in the sunlight and wept at the subtle beauty of the night. XD

Thank u! YEP, it’s all of those reasons! But it’s also actually an homage to MTV’s old slogan, “I want my MTV.“ 

BTW: This is probably the meme that inspired all my madness:

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The first ones of these I saw made me laugh so hard that I knew I had to make some of my own. So pleased that other blogs like textsfromthevampire and vampiredevelopment are doing them, too! :]

My First Kiss with Louis

gorgeous-fiend:

Anon,

Louis,

….this one’s for you. Enjoy.

 We were in the thick of Summer. The hot, sticky Louisiana air hung stagnant in the air, bringing with it the putrid smells of the swamps and Plantation. Though the suffocating heat did not affect us the way it did mortals, Louis and I were not impervious to it. It made me antsy. I paced about the house restlessly, picking up objects to examine them, only to put them down immediately. Louis was in the parlour, hunched over a letter he was composing to one of his fellow bourgeois, slave-driving compatriots. He was thrumming his fingers on the tabletop as he worked. Now granted, it was a very small thing and in retrospect shouldn’t have been enough to start an argument as big as it did, but he had been doing it non-stop for hours. HOURS! It was driving me crazy.

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I tried my best to ignore it.

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Really, I did.

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But I could only take so much.

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“Mon dieu, Louis! What, are you committing your entire life’s story onto paper?!” I snarled, sticking just my head over the threshold of the parlor. Louis turned in his seat, arm draped languidly over the back of it, to give me an innocently confused look.

“Is something the matter?” He asked, eyebrows furrowed.

“Yes, yes, I’ll say something’s the matter. Stop it with that infernal racket you’re making with your fingers it’s driving me up the wall! Besides such mortal fidgeting isn’t suitable for a vampire.” I turned sharply on my heels. “Come Louis!” I called from the next room over. “Come hunt with me, I’m feeling rather peckish and heaven knows how much you need to get out of the house.” I went to fetch some appropriate attire for public audience. I returned to find him back to work on his letter still doing that thing with his fingers. Just to spite me this time, I was sure of it.

“Louis,” I said testily. “Did you not hear me?”

“Oh, I heard you,” came his response without even looking up from his paper. I leant against the doorframe, arms crossed.

“And?”

“And what if I don’t wish to hunt with you?” he asked coldly.

“Louis, stop being foolish. Put the pen down and- for godsakes STOP IT WITH YOUR FINGERS!”

Louis stopped and shot upright, knocking over his chair.

“And why should I, Lestat?’ he hissed scathingly. “Why should I hunt with you? And I can make whatever sounds I please. You don’t own me.”

I snorted. “Fine, fine. Don’t come with me, then. Go out and hunt your rats in perfect solitude. I don’t care.” Now here’s the thing: when things get started like this between Louis and I, neither of us can just let it go. We can’t just throw in the towel and let the other alone. One of us always has to come back for one last, well-placed metaphorical kick. “Your hunting habits disgust me, by the way. Have I mentioned it before? Simply vile.” And that was my kick.

“It’s my choice, Lestat. A moral choice. We all have to make one. Would you rather me act like you? Zero regard for life?” And…that was his. His voice was shaking with anger.

“Louis!” I shouted exasperatedly. “No, I don’t want you to act like me. I want you to act like you. Exactly how you are now, not when you were mortal. I want you to exist as you were meant to! Do what it is in your nature to do! I don’t want you moping around for the rest of eternity, bemoaning the loss of your precious humanity!”

I wasn’t expecting Louis to charge me. Such an overt display of anger was rare for him. I easily evaded the punches he threw at me. Christ…what’s with him tonight? “I- hate- you-you monster” he grunted in between jabs. I grew tired of this and grabbed a hold of both his wrists. Furiously, he thrashed and managed to land a kick to my stomach. I growled and twisted his arms behind his back so that we were chest-to-chest.

“What on God’s green Earth has gotten into you?” I spat. He glowered at me with piercing green eyes.

“I hate you.” And to that end, he did the single most unexpected thing I could possibly think of anyone doing after having uttered that phrase: he smashed his lips against mine, capturing me in an overwhelmingly passionate kiss. Was this happening? Kissing him…it was something I’d wanted since I first saw him. Something erupted in me. Something between us had just reached a breaking point and this was the result. I closed my eyes. I felt something very akin to mortal passion as I melted into the kiss, our lips moved together seamlessly, hungrily. After a few heated moments that felt more like hours I broke away from him.

“…No you don’t,” I breathed into his ear.

“Shut up, Lestat.”

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zevransbutt:

ur fav is problematic: louis de pointe du lac

  • owned slaves
  • tried to eat a kid
  • set his boyfriend on fire
  • set his new boyfriends friends on fire
  • set a lot of things on fire
  • killed some dude with a scythe
  • eats ppl
  • left his bf in the rain after said bf switched bodies with a mortal through mysterious spirit magic only to realize that the mortal wasnt going to give his body back so he was stuck in that human body and wrote an entire page about the sensation of urinating
  • will insult ur taste in books
  • is literally so beautiful the author has to describe his gorgeous face for two pages before getting on with the story which wastes paper and kills the trees

ur fav is problematic: lestat de lioncourt

  • co-owned slaves (by proxy)
  • ate the overseer slave first, to prove a point
  • trapped a kid in a kid body forever
  • drove his bf and kid crazy enough (by gaslighting and withholding info) that they set him on fire
  • drove a lot of his bfs crazy enough to wish him harm
  • eats ppl
  • raped a woman when briefly mortal but shhhh we don’t talk about that
  • didn’t tell his bf that he was suicidal and tried to kill himself w/out any notice to said bf
  • will insult u for reading books
  • is literally so beautiful he has to remind you in every book in the series about his gray/blue/violet eyes
  • has become mesmerized at Wal-Mart
  • daddy issues
  • mommy issues