i started a comic about armand & daniel getting invited to a halloween gathering by some random kids they would hang out/party with in late 70s/early 80s NYC. i gave up around the 30th though & forgot until a week ago because of Life.
but here, better late than never!
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This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper
I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.
Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”
when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class
you’re not an artist. you do fanart. that’s not being an artist.
this has been sitting in my inbox for three days and i’m just
who’s gonna tell michelangelo
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
ooc: I just love how totally unsexy watching it with Armand would be.
“I don’t understand why this titillates you. Is it merely watching the act or is there something about these people?” Squints. “Their clothes?”
“Yes, Armand, I’m turned on by pizza delivery uniforms.”
“That explains the empty boxes in every motel room.”
Daniel side-eyes him. “Did you just make a joke?”
“Why is she mentioning her husband? That seems like an inefficient way to seduce a man.”
Daniel rolls his eyes. “The threat of discovery is exciting.”
“Why is he still holding the pizza? Surely if she’s felatting him, he can put it down–”
Daniel clicks off the television. “You know what. I’m going to go get more beer.” Looks back down at the VCR. “Maybe some whiskey.”
This is one of my favorite gifs I swear.
@i-want-my-iwtv in case yall haven’t seen this yet lmao
A drawing from the stream
(which is over for now)of course it’s mandatory to draw a vampire on Halloween
BURN ME AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPENS
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines [part 2]
I-want-my-IWTV 