cloudsinvenice:

i-want-my-iwtv:

interviewed-the-vampire:

i-want-my-iwtv:

interviewed-the-vampire:

I dont think were actually going to get new TVC movies

Maybe, maybe not. I didn’t think we’d ever get a new book and here we are even though it was, as predicted, a raging pile of crazy. The biggest fan and pusher of a new VC movie is actually Mater. For realz.

But the movies would be a big pile of butts

piles of butts can be good, too…

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Looks like it’s time for the comeback of Prince Lestat’s comeback album:

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HELL YES IT IS. Featuring tracks:

  • Louis I Brung You les Fleurs (Let Me Love You)
  • I Will Always Love You, Louis (And a Few Other People TBH)
  • Armand Is a Little Shit But He’s My Dark Bro, Not Gonna Lie
  • My Buttons (Stop Staring at Them)
  • Be Still: I Be Goin ta Drain You Now Ta the Very Threshold of Dirtnap (Feat. Jay-Z)
  • I’m Dreaming of a Bloody Xmas
  • Don’t Frick-frack with the Queen of the Damned (Feat. Eminem)
  • Kids of Dark’ness Will Be Kids of Dark’ness
  • You’ve Been a Naughty, Naughty Lil’ Girl (Feat. Britney Spears)

If a vampire gives a blowjob, does he keep sucking till he gets blood? if so what does he do when they come seamen? I need to know for some research I’m doing. Thanks

askavampirologist-blog:

REMIND ME TO NEVER HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU.

If a vampire is sucking so hard that blood comes from the penis, I assure you, there will be no ejaculation. Just lots of screaming.