♛ OH THAT IS RUDE. It didn’t take much poison then to bring me to my knees, did it? Well I’ll have you know that I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder *snorts*
Alright it wasn’t iocane powder she used. But the point stands, I can’t be poisoned with such a small dose of anything now.
♛”Are you trying to instigate a fight between Marius and I, fleur de rouge du Versailles? IT WON’T WORK. I’ve done much worse than remind him he’s an old man, directly to his face!” Lestat smirked, leaning back and straightening his vest.
“To answer though, it’s all relative: I am a fuckton older than you, and Marius is a mega-fuckton older than me and he knows it. Lords it over me implicitly. He’s a wealth of knowledge and experience and I can’t help but love him for the magnificent resource that he is. Although sometimes his opinions would be best kept to himself.”
Awwww thank you redversaillesrose! Ha ha ha yes I has seen my memes that is why they call me *~Mater Fabuloso~*
(^Claudia screaming back at your screaming! lol)
I’m tryna be more… reachy-outative would be the word… especially with ppl like you who are regularly twirling about in my Activity feed, reminding me why I do this, bc ppl love it! As much as I do. Maybe more.
Surprising in the beginning, seeing that ppl still have feels for VC, and I appreciate it more than you know, your sticking with me *u*
Merci beaucoup! I did indeeeed *u*
Look what I found, speaking of Lestat on a rocking horse…
by garama, of course, who is one day going to beat me up for constantly reposting his magnificence BUT WHATEVER I WILL TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
blammo
bloodstainedcherub: #poor bby#he is a dick though and probably deserved that
give him five minutes of internal monologue and bitch’s gonna be all over the pretty lil slut to see if he’s ok.
Ha! More like 2 minutes of internal monologue.
[garama]
compiled from a chat with:
queenofthesavagegarden, vagabonddaniel, i-want-my-iwtv, merciful-death, viaticumforthemarquise, and damnitarmand
- TheatreJock!Lestat
- TeachersPet!Armand
- Marius is the the guidance counselor that was mysteriously fired from…
redversaillesrose said: #I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED, #IM GONNA TATOO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GLORIOUS WORDS ON MY BODY, #THIS IS IMPORTANT IN ALL THE LEVELS, #I WANNA CRY, #YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I YELL ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL YOU GUYS ARE, #THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS, #I HOPE YOU ALL FIND MONEY ON THE STREETS, #BLESS YOUR DEPRAVED SOULS, #I LOVE YOU.
how come nobody ever talks about that time Gabrielle and Lestat scared the shit out of those poor people in the church?
“All right, listen to me!” I hissed. I could control this no longer. “We are going out. But we shall do it like proper vampires, do you hear! There are one thousand people in the church and we are going to scare them to death. I will lift the stone and we will rise up together, and when we do, raise your arms and make the most horrible face you can muster and cry out if you can. That will make them fall back, instead of pouncing upon us and dragging us off to prison, and then we’ll rush to the door.” – The Vampire Lestat
me reading every Vampire Chronicles book ever: lestat pls don’t
What Lestat thinks: 
[via versaillesrose, here]
I-want-my-IWTV 