VC – Memnoch Shenanigans by Eeba-ism

“Oh the horror on Armand’s face…

And David, the pity, the sympathy… 

And the shining gamine figure of my Dora, my slender yearning Dora with her huge black eyes…

I rolled her over gently… and pulled up her skirt…” – the Vampire Lestat, Memnoch the Devil

Oh. My. God.

Ok, ok… of course this moment seemed dramatic to me when I first read it, which is why i highlighted it (u should see all my VC books lol.. they glow). 

But when I went back to read it again I couldn’t help but laugh myself sick imagining Armand’s and David’s reactions to Lestat’s particular choice in cuisine once he’d made it back to Earth.

This is completely OOC, I know. But whatever. I couldn’t resist at least drawing a crappy little picture. It was just too funny in my head.

Oh, and I draw Armand with freckles. Deal.

This is. I would say. The Squickiest scene in the whole series. And 50% of the squick is the fact that poor David and Armand are just standing there watching it happen. 

I love the fanart tho! This is probably the only fanart of that scene.

I’M A WOLF GAY. NOW I’M AN ACTOR GAY. NOW I’M A VAMPIRE GAY. NOW I’M A FRENCH IMMIGRANT GAY. NOW I’M A SWAMP GAY. NOW I’M A SLEEPY GAY. NO, I WILL BE A ROCKSTAR GAY. CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I’M A HUMAN GAY TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEDUCE AN 80 YEAR OLD GAY. MEH. MAYBE I’LL BE A SATAN GAY. I GIVE UP. I’M A SAINT GAY.

monsieur-le-rockstar:

I’m actually impressed.

Is this a VC synopsis? It appears to be a VC synopsis. I am obligated to reblog VC synopsis. 

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Anne Rice: please please please DO NOT crossover the VC w/ the Wolf Gift. If I had only one wish for this new book, it would be that one.

Inspired by and made for Laviniaspeaks, in the style of Allie Brosh’s amazing Hyperbole and a Half

what
she’s talking about doing it????

she kinda talked about new supernatural creatures(?????)

fuck

(i havent even read the wolf gift do you think i should??)

idk i haven’t even read all the books in the vampire chronicles i’m probably not gonna do it

Even if you’ve read all the VC, this new one is sort of an off-shoot, it happens after Queen of the Damned (#3) (maybe after Tale of the Body Thief (#4), too) but before Memnoch the Devil (#5)(i think). So you’d only have to read 1-3. 

She did threaten new supernatural creatures. It’s possible. Wurwulves are a very real danger. Brace yourself.

feministlestat:

faceofabotticelliangel:

feministlestat:

although i DO like the fact that there’s more queer canon couples in vampire chronicles than non-queer canon couples; i do think there’s a lack of non-male characters, like pandora or bianca or mona (who appear only a handful of times), needless to say non-male canon couples

I wholly agree and the few books we get centered around females IE PANDORA and MERRICK are basically boiled down to their lives revolving around the men of the stories. (Even if I think Merrick really shouldn’t have been Merrick’s story but David’s since he was telling it).
The series has so much potential and unfortunately there is a lot of problematic themes and sexism and even racism but ;c )

#ALSO I LOVE YOUR URL)  #REMINDS ME OF LESTAT IN MERRICK CALLING OUT THE TALAMASCA FOR OBJECTIFYING MERRICK)  

EXACTLY! the only reason we got to have those books was because david was seeking out for them, a male again. 

i think that the whole series got better when it started to get mixed with the witches, but you’re right about the unspoken racism/sexism; and i mean, with the whole super-queer-androgynous-too-good-for-human-morals thing, it shouldn’t be real hard to make it more open 

#thank you im in love with my url #it kinda reminds me of that too 🙂

((I like this discussion and also wanted to reiterate those tags re: Feministlestat))

I think the mixing with the witches was good in some ways, for sure. I liked that whole Mona vs. Lestat thing, of course they would butt heads immediately, being such alpha types…

That dress scene in Blood Canticle! Where they were fighting over her dressing too sexy… Mona actually had a good line there about VC women:

“And I know why you’re so fired up over Rowan, she’s the first adult female other than your own mother who’s ever caught your attention for more than five minutes, and Hello! Lestat Discovers The Opposite Sex! Yeah, females do come in grown-up sizes! And I happen to be one of them, and this is not the Garden of Eden, and I am not taking off this dress!”

We acknowledge that pedophilia and incest and suicide and a million other bad things are major plots of the book. But those are things that you just don’t make jokes about in general.

donatien-francois:

dogmaticcrescendo:

“I guess no one mentioned that unspoken rule to: Mel Brooks, Oscar Wilde, Marquis de Sade, Joe Masteroff, Jonathan Swift, Willam Shakespeare, Ambrose Bierce, Voltaire or a host of others.”

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   ❝Writing reprehensible pro’s such as that does not condone them into being made as a joke, monsieur. All of whom you have listed, myself included, did not do so for that reason. Such scenarios exist and I personally used them to extract that very notion, not to make fun of it.❞

“But those are things that you just don’t make jokes about in general.”

We as a culture need to be able to read and write and talk about things that are uncomfortable/unsavory/illegal/bad/etc. Those are ways of dealing with them. There’s a fine line sometimes, but better to unpack them than pretend that they don’t exist or assume that ceasing discussion of them will prevent them from happening anymore.

Also thank u faceofabotticelliangel for this tag: #SaSS MASTER MARQUIS DE SADE)

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

demonswithtea:

*Outside Louis’ bedroom*

Lestat:

Louis! knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Come on come out and feed
I never see you drink at all, come to the ball,
We’ll have some French cuisine!

We used to slay whole families, and we still could now
Ladies are waiting to be sucked dry!
Do you want to kill some humans?
Rats taste so inferior to humans…

Louis: Go away Lestat!

Lestat: Fine then! Die! strops off

 ~~~~

Armand:

knocks

Do you want kill some humans?
Or go to the opera hall?
I think some blood is overdue, I can hear you talking to your shadow on the wall
I think you’re getting lonely, come taste life again, instead of watching it slip by!

 ~~~~

Claudia:

knocks

Louis? Please, I know you’re in there
Lestat keeps complaining you’re a bore.
I’m really hungry – that lady tasted nice, but she won’t suffice – I need some more!
I hate Lestat and Armand – can it just be you and me? I want to run away!
Sniffles Do you want to kill some humans??

– Because I was bored and Val started me off so I had to finish it :’D

YES. This is a Work of Beauty. 

youaremyunderwaterfriends added:

#frozen parody #The Vampire Crackicles #i love this XD

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)