“…
I can write with a quill pen in a flurry of curlicues you wouldn’t believe;
let’s see her do that. And I don’t spill a drop of ink on the parchment,
either.”
“And when the night was empty and still, I heard the voices of Interview with the Vampire singing to me, as if they sang from the grave. I read the book over and over. And then in a moment of contemptible anger, I shredded it to bits.”
“… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great… But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it… And why should I bother to tell of the times he came to me in wretched anxiety, begging me never to leave him…”
“Read between the lines.”
OOC; omg crying from he laughter, best picture ever made.
~Lestat Reading Shit~
^I WISH I could take credit for it, but I didn’t invent that meme. Idk who did… but I first saw it, liiiiiike, 6 yrs ago? And then found here on tumblr recently and reblogged so fast bc I had to preserve its magnificence and really it’s better than mine still…
And then I did this one which, I think I made in 2013 and never posted wtf self?
“And when the night was empty and still, I heard the voices of Interview with the Vampire singing to me, as if they sang from the grave. I read the book over and over. And then in a moment of contemptible anger, I shredded it to bits.”
“… As for the lies he told, the mistakes he made, well, I forgive him his excess of imagination, his bitterness, and his vanity, which was, after all, never very great… But little things like this don’t really matter. He told the tale as he believed it… And why should I bother to tell of the times he came to me in wretched anxiety, begging me never to leave him…”
FILED AS: #lestat likes this #lestat is all #omg I am so proud of you #even tho u are slamming me into a tree #look at you finally testing your strength!! #my son #my husband #ily SO MUCH #imma tap your beautiful head to show you how proud I am of you
To me these moments in Interview get SO HILARIOUSonce you read The Vampire Lestat, because, like, in that book you learn that Lestat is a unusually strong vampire since what, day one? He’s beating the shit out fuckin Armand when he’s basically a vampire toddler, and then flash forward to Interview and Louis is all like “omg I’m stronger than u i could beat u and u know it >:(((”, and I’m just
Louis you sweet summer child
How much it must have costed Lestat to not giggle in these moments, tho
“It’s you who need me, and if you touch but one
of the Freniere slaves, I’ll get rid of you. It will be a battle between us,
and I needn’t point out to you I have more wit to fare better in my little
finger than you in your entire frame. Do as I say.” – Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the Vampire)
Louis you sweet summer child! I’m gonna injure myself worse LAUGHING than u could ever hurt me.
I-want-my-IWTV 
